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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:41 am
by Liz Fraser
Wife- Do you think I look fat in this dress?
Husband- Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?
Wife- Yes I promise
Husband- I shagged your sister
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:14 am
by Dave
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:36 pm
by rumncoke
Hear about the girl who asked a guy if he had a Tena ?
He said” I didn’t know you were charging “
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 7:07 pm
by Wee Woman
Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:37 pm
by Rooster
Wee Woman wrote:Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
Nope
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:32 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Wot with all the shenanigans going on wi Ulster rugby this season, I have been experiencing a few anger issues lately.
Therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have annoyed me, and then burn them.
I've now done that ....but am now wondering wot to do with all these letters I'm left with?
Thoughts?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:04 pm
by Samstew
Sinead O’Connor has offered to sing the Prince classic at Barry Chuckles funeral, Nothing Compares 2 Me 2 You.
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:20 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Wee Woman wrote:Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
I feel your pain WW, I don't get them but for about 10 years I've had offers from all over the world 1) from whom to buy Viagra 2) asking if I am looking for a fu'ck-buddy.
I tell them 1) no thanks, as a horndog, I've never had trouble cracking a fat, 2) Nah thanks, your top shaggers might laugh at my best, I mean I'm in my 60s FFFS, I'm no longer a bedroom athlete.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:32 pm
by Dave
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:38 pm
by armalig
Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:30 pm
by big mervyn
armalig wrote:Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
They are trained to do it on command in an appropriate place. If they are caught short they'll use the gutter.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:42 pm
by armalig
big mervyn wrote:armalig wrote:Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
They are trained to do it on command in an appropriate place. If they are caught short they'll use the gutter.
SIT !
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:23 am
by Samstew
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:49 am
by big mervyn
Samstew wrote:
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:14 pm
by Russ
Primark on fire
10s of pounds of clothes destroyed
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