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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:01 pm

Man: Do you have the book Living With a Small Penis?
Librarian: I don't think it's in yet.
Man: Yeah, that's the one
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Dave » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:27 pm

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:56 pm

I had eczema, diarrhoea and haemorrhoids last weekend!!!!
My best game of Scrabble ever!

Was going to post some jokes about cash machines.
But cannot think of any ATM.

I started a yacht building business in my garage.
Sails have gone through the roof.

My friend keeps saying, "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.

Just bought myself a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too

Just had a blazing row with the missus and in a temper she threw a bottle of fabric conditioner at me...
I think it must have been Lenor, because it was a bit too close for Comfort
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Kofi Annan » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:38 pm

I introduced the new guy to everyone in the office .
I said "everybody this is Chris he's going to be working with us, he may have difficulty understanding us he's a mongol"
At which point Libby the feminazi lept up and ranted "you're an utter disgrace to describe Chris that way, I would have said Chris has downs syndrome and learning difficulties".
Then Chris head butted Libby square in the face.

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“For the liespotter who knows how to listen well, the random words, sounds, and phrases in a person's speech are never as random as they seem. They offer a clear sightline into the liar's psyche.”
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:54 am

I heard that Chris accumulates things and stores them away ...
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:47 am

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:I heard that Chris accumulates things and stores them away ...

From the reaction, it looks like "The Mongol Hoards/Hordes" is/are as welcome as it/they ever were! :roll:
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