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ref - "i just peeked up her shorts. i thoroughly regret my decision."
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Thats the problem with Women's Rugby....Blood substitutions every fecking month
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"Ref what do you mean get up? Can’t you see my garters slipped."
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moondance wrote:Taken at Ulster Women v Connacht Women on Saturday:

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lol, nice one Jackie :)
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baldeagle09 wrote:Thats the problem with Women's Rugby....Blood substitutions every fecking month
Genius!
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u spike the water-bottles again?

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No. 2 told to lay back and think of Ulster…….. rugby future.
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Ref: "Shot, was she? ... Papers here yet?"
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who put rohypnol in the gatorade?
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Hang on a minute Ref, just rolling up the inflatable.....

Or, still on the inflatable theme..

I thought we told you when you bought it...“no sharp objects”

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