Do Ulster Rugby read the UAFC?

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Do Ulster Rugby read the UAFC?

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I am convinced that someone within Ulster Rugby reads this forum.
Gripe about something here, kick up enough of a fuss, and sure enough, UR respond.

eg the whole ticket fiasco (you know, the thread that has got wee woman hot flushing and cold sweating) - one of the main complaints was that it was going to take too long and flights etc would be hard to book.

sure enough, as sure as night follows day, UR change the date that they sell these and specifically mention travel arrangements....

and this isnt the only case of it - there are plenty of examples if i could be bothered to go thread-trawling...
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Wrong.
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Yes
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Perhaps they perhaps they don't, then again some may and some may not, the question is who does and who does not ?
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Riddick wrote:Wrong.
Wrong in what way? Factually wrong? Wrong that wee woman doesn't get hot and bothered due to WKOTW's spurious advances?
Wrong how? Unless of course you are UR trying to squash rumours.... The ulster public have a right to know!
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WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote: (you know, the thread that has got wee woman hot flushing and cold sweating)
How very dare you White Knight! I'm a good 20 yrs off hot flushing I'll have you know.

And women don't sweat, hot or cold, it makes our mascara run :wink: :lol:
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Gawd help us all if UR base policy on the drivel on the board, we would be bankrupt in about 10 mins flat!! I would imagine that like any professional organisation, (yes, I know what you are going to say!!), policy is reviewed regularly & amended to meet changing circumstances, or where someone simply realises that the original decision is not the best possible option! Simple really!
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well i await with baited breath details of what they decide to charge folk to watch the telly @ Ravenhill on 10th April 2011.
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HwoodMike2umate wrote:well i await with baited breath details of what they decide to charge folk to watch the telly @ Ravenhill on 10th April 2011.
Why sure you won't be there unless you are running a scam not going and going to tout your tickets to get the funds to pay for your trip to Sicily ?
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I heard it on the grapevine from a friends dog who has a cousin, who's sister is married to a guy who knows a man from belfast, and works with a man who's sister is married to a guy who knows a fella who maintains that WKOTW is an Ulster rugby informer. He secretly masquerades on this board as a poster but actually is employed by Corner Flag, who in turn are employed by Ulster Rugby to start flag debates, anthem debates and Ticket crisis threads. He also receives hidden messages from Ryan Constable via the BBC who makes it sound like bad commentating and product promotion!
He then gathers all of this infomation together and passes it all onto Mike Reid (who is not actually on the dole) but is in charge of a secret part of the orgainsation known simply as; 'THE BRANCH'!


WKOTW, do you deny these rumours?
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Shem wrote:I heard it on the grapevine from a friends dog who has a cousin, who's sister is married to a guy who knows a man from belfast, and works with a man who's sister is married to a guy who knows a fella who maintains that WKOTW is an Ulster rugby informer. He secretly masquerades on this board as a poster but actually is employed by Corner Flag, who in turn are employed by Ulster Rugby to start flag debates, anthem debates and Ticket crisis threads. He also receives hidden messages from Ryan Constable via the BBC who makes it sound like bad commentating and product promotion!
He then gathers all of this infomation together and passes it all onto Mike Reid (who is not actually on the dole) but is in charge of a secret part of the orgainsation known simply as; 'THE BRANCH'!


WKOTW, do you deny these rumours?


WKOTW can you understand these rumours?
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Shem wrote:I heard it on the grapevine from a friends dog who has a cousin, who's sister is married to a guy who knows a man from belfast, and works with a man who's sister is married to a guy who knows a fella who maintains that WKOTW is an Ulster rugby informer. He secretly masquerades on this board as a poster but actually is employed by Corner Flag, who in turn are employed by Ulster Rugby to start flag debates, anthem debates and Ticket crisis threads. He also receives hidden messages from Ryan Constable via the BBC who makes it sound like bad commentating and product promotion!
He then gathers all of this infomation together and passes it all onto Mike Reid (who is not actually on the dole) but is in charge of a secret part of the orgainsation known simply as; 'THE BRANCH'!

WKOTW, do you deny these rumours?
I thought EVERYONE knew that! :roll:
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Shem wrote:I heard it on the grapevine from a friends dog who has a cousin, who's sister is married to a guy who knows a man from belfast, and works with a man who's sister is married to a guy who knows a fella who maintains that WKOTW is an Ulster rugby informer. He secretly masquerades on this board as a poster but actually is employed by Corner Flag, who in turn are employed by Ulster Rugby to start flag debates, anthem debates and Ticket crisis threads. He also receives hidden messages from Ryan Constable via the BBC who makes it sound like bad commentating and product promotion!
He then gathers all of this infomation together and passes it all onto Mike Reid (who is not actually on the dole) but is in charge of a secret part of the orgainsation known simply as; 'THE BRANCH'!


WKOTW, do you deny these rumours?
that's just the day job - the ol' 9 to 5 grind.
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Perhaps one of the funniest post on the forum for days that, thanks Shem.
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Wee Woman wrote:
WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote: (you know, the thread that has got wee woman hot flushing and cold sweating)
How very dare you White Knight! I'm a good 20 yrs off hot flushing I'll have you know.

And women don't sweat, hot or cold, it makes our mascara run :wink: :lol:
Oh come off it Wee Woman, "women don't sweat" - preposterous suggestion, in the days when I used to go to the gym there would be plenty of weemen sweating like a docker's armpits. Furthermore a lengthy session with ...............maybe not continue that one :wink:

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