Worrying...

[BaggyTrousers]

And the moral of the story appears to be:

Don't be acting like a dumb fool
Don't be a Cool FM tool
No need for the rumours
No ones on drugs or had tumours
Afoa still coming here
Fleg still likes his wee free beer
Ruan is not homesick for his own sod
Johann doesn't hate Ulster & can still stand a prod
Munster haven't bought our team
Fat Controller isn't on the scene
Davy Humph still abhors a bar stool
McGlock isn't going back to teach in school
Fit's not really dispensing bibles
Baggy's not getting sued for these libels
The Ulster Squad are hunky dory
Now is the time to end this story

[Ardglass2]

Looks like we may have something to worry about.

Basically one of the discredited Football bozos is trying to get back into the IFA.
It wont be decided till October.

Remembering Stormont may withold the soccer money if he returns as he is 'not fit for purpose',
does this mean that our money for redevelopment is in danger if he gets back in ???

[Cornerfleg]

And the moral of the story appears to be:

Don't be acting like a dumb fool
Don't be a Cool FM tool
No need for the rumours
No ones on drugs or had tumours
Afoa still coming here
Fleg still likes his wee free beer
Ruan is not homesick for his own sod
Johann doesn't hate Ulster & can still stand a prod
Munster haven't bought our team
Fat Controller isn't on the scene
Davy Humph still abhors a bar stool
McGlock isn't going back to teach in school
Fit's not really dispensing bibles
Baggy's not getting sued for these libels
The Ulster Squad are hunky dory
Now is the time to end this story

A veritable wordsmith of our rugby fraternity ... it's just how I imagine Shakespeare with Tourettes

[TimGibson]

Looks like we may have something to worry about.

Basically one of the discredited Football bozos is trying to get back into the IFA.
It wont be decided till October.

Remembering Stormont may withold the soccer money if he returns as he is 'not fit for purpose',
does this mean that our money for redevelopment is in danger if he gets back in ???

was about to say i seen that too, seems the most likely explanation.

[Cornerfleg]

After that performance against Estonia there is more danger of the money being withheld under the Trade Descriptions Act

[Rooster]

After that performance against Estonia there is more danger of the money being withheld under the Trade Descriptions Act

Perhaps they should fund/fine them as a reward for results, Stormont could make money if they gave £1 million for a goal scored and took £1 million for every one against, IFA would be bust after a couple of matches then they could send the money to UR and GAA

[philelwood]

There's a major outbreak of herpes at newforge. Spreading like wildfire. No one is taking the blame.

One of the players have revealed he's been playing during pregnancy.

Two full moons and a trout has been looting the new kukri shops at Ravenhill.

Micky Marley has been reading poems to the players before kick off to boost the economy.

"Here's Mr philewood's chart sir ..."


"I don't understand it nurse ... I personally gave him 900 mgs of Morphine, a vodka and coke and 200 mgs of Horse tranquiliser ... there's no way this man should be able to post on the internet ... "

Hahahahahahaha there's plenty more in the locker room.

Have a slice of nice cake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

[Rooster]

Is Payne really here still no mention on the UR website Would have thought there would have been a big article with fireworks and a light show
Now that is worrying

[TheSnapper]

Nothing of note to report,other than, that pip14 poster would appear to have some traits of a stalker. i hope Payne puts in some extra security at his place of residence as i can picture the scene of young Phil caught naked except for an Ulster scarf and hankie in JP`s garden.

[shamalicious]

What is this thread even about anymore?

[TheSnapper]

What is this thread even about anymore?

Being Worried i belive!

[BaggyTrousers]

What is this thread even about anymore?

Being Worried i belive!

Quite simple wee Shammy, sing a long now:

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
I’m worried now but I won’t be worried long

If you don't understand something .................... my advice is ....................keep schtum

[The Ulsterian]

Mr. Ringland now saying the forumites added 2 + 2 and got 22, that the thing that wasn't right with the press conference was that Payne wasn't at it.

He reads this forum, does he participate??

[Cornerfleg]

Was anyone else about 99% sure it was just a misinformed wind up ... but the other 1% made you spend yesterday morning ringing and texting around any friends, contacts and people who may or may not be in the know just to make sure????

[Rooster]

Was anyone else about 99% sure it was just a misinformed wind up ... but the other 1% made you spend yesterday morning ringing and texting around any friends, contacts and people who may or may not be in the know just to make sure????

Were you a 1%er fleg
This continued wet weather is a bit of a worry though, they might soon have to change from rugby to water polo