Well you did say you couldn't cut it so that ruled out my trusty old knife. Next to knifing things, setting fire to things is the best fun.....WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:
Shan - you, as a man from Limerick will tend to do, went for the "chock a fookin petral bamb at the gobshaote" approach. While technically you may not have broken any rules, I struggle to see how you will avoid destroying the stick, while the goal was simply to make it shorter. A side-effect commonly associated with the use of flammable fuel, and fire, when simply trying to tidy things up a bit...
Now ramming a steel tipped and lighted stick up some gowlbag's hole is Limerick heaven....Just for the avoidance of any doubt this heaven does exist. Of course it is hell for the victim.