Toaster

[HwoodMike2umate]

My kitchen Toaster has died. Before I part with some of my hard earned wages on a new one I just wondered if anyone had a spare one - maybe inherited from a recently deceased relative, or perhaps an unwanted Xmas/Engagement/Wedding pressie? Am willing to collect within a 5 mile radius of the main Holywood to Ballymena road. A free pint at the bar at Ravenhill is the prize that awaits the Donor.

[pwrmoore]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

[Snipe Watson]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!

[bazzaj]

That covers the price of a pint and petrol to get a toaster off someone Mike.
Is this place the new swap shop?

If that's the case I have a 'living with the Lions' 2005 dvd and would be prepared to swap it for some used cat litter.

[HwoodMike2umate]

I still would very much prefer to buy someone a pint at Ravenhill than give £5 unnecessarily to Tesco. I am, as some of you know, a man of deeply held principles.

[Russ]

As a Tesco Shareholder and a purveyor of pints

Shut up mike

[BaggyTrousers]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!

You'd think that...... but just two slices I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

[Snipe Watson]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!

You'd think that...... but just two slices I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....

[BaggyTrousers]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!

You'd think that...... but just two slices I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....

Your toaster has no croissant setting? Good God, how very common.

[Snipe Watson]

http://www.tesco.com/direct/tesco-basic ... d=550-2945

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!

You'd think that...... but just two slices I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....

Your toaster has no croissant setting? Good God, how very common.

Heated croissants what sort of a savage heats their croissants?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

[Snipe Watson]

Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about?
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about?
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either?

I suppose you'll be telling be you eat your meat raw, do you, just like the stuff from yer local home bakery??

Course I darken the door of le boucher, ya don't think I keep pigs, lambs and cattle on my lawn d'ya?


..... actually don't answer that.

[Snipe Watson]

Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about?
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either?

I suppose you'll be telling be you eat your meat raw, do you, just like the stuff from yer local home bakery??

Course I darken the door of le boucher, ya don't think I keep pigs, lambs and cattle on my lawn d'ya?

Nah, but you'd be the sort of a punter who would get his meat from the supermarket, forsaking the high street that lies at the heart of our communities.
My wife would tell you that I eat my Steak, Beef and Lamb raw yes. Can't do that with supermarket beef.......

[Cap'n Grumpy]

My wife would tell you that I eat my Steak, Beef and Lamb raw yes. Can't do that with supermarket beef.......

Can none of yousuns cook?