Kiss out?

[Rooster]

Met les tonight. Couple of selfies and a chat. 3 big signings on the way, 2 of them coaches. He winked as he said 2 coaches. There you go.

If you're going to make it up dont do a Tana Mongoose

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Been pretty common knowledge for weeks that the 2 coaches are going and this alleged big prop signing

[Dave]

This is the Valentine's card Les got from 1F.

No heart, no passion....

Also a lack of ball carriers in the pack.

[Hamsterdam]

Seems like the announcements killed this thread for a few days.

Hopefully a win against Glasgow keeps it quiet....

[Russ]

Well we got part of what we wanted

Doak and Clarke gone

Therefore Les is getting his stay of execution

For me I shall reassess Les after rounds 1 and 2 of the not the Heineken Cup

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[BR]

Well we got part of what we wanted

Doak and Clarke gone

Therefore Les is getting his stay of execution

For me I shall reassess Les after rounds 1 and 2 of the not the Heineken Cup

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Decent of you Russ. I will continue to assess him. By round 2 of Europe (whichever Europe we're in) I will have come to a conclusion.

[Jackie Brown]

Hang on lads, have we been told Doak and Clarke are leaving?

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[BR]

Hang on lads, have we been told Doak and Clarke are leaving?

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Many times, but not by UR.

[Snipe Watson]

Hang on lads, have we been told Doak and Clarke are leaving?

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Many times, but not by UR.

I would suggest it is fairly safe to assume they are both gone.

[The Ulsterian]

Hang on lads, have we been told Doak and Clarke are leaving?

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Many times, but not by UR.

They are going to release it as the big announcement to boost season ticket sales.

[BaggyTrousers]

Apparently Doakie has been house hunting in Northampton & is looking forward to running ........sorry that should be ruining Dan Biggar's game.

[BaggyTrousers]

I heard a rumour last night that having been saddled with the existing coaches, Kiss gave UR an ultimatum, them or me. It would appear that UR made the wise decision & therefore assuming that there is something in this rumour, maybe time to give him some time with his preferred coaches before rushing to judgement, eh? What do you think, eh? Eh?

[Aird]

The atmosphere in the Coaches box looks poisonous, Clarke has been isolated through out the season, and Doak seems to be isolated now also.
Nial Malone seems to bury himself in his laptop as a good analyst should, whilst Les and Bryn seem to be the only two on speaking terms.
One wonders if Bryn's opinions of late have in fact been Les's via third party.
Unfortunately every now and again Les Kiss's poker face slips & his real feelings are portrayed be it about his own players or the refs decisions. The despair is easily recognised as in most cases it is felt similarly by all the Ulster supporters.

[BaggyTrousers]

The atmosphere in the Coaches box looks poisonous, Clarke has been isolated through out the season, and Doak seems to be isolated now also.
Nial Malone seems to bury himself in his laptop as a good analyst should, whilst Les and Bryn seem to be the only two on speaking terms.
One wonders if Bryn's opinions of late have in fact been Les's via third party.
Unfortunately every now and again Les Kiss's poker face slips & his real feelings are portrayed be it about his own players or the refs decisions. The despair is easily recognised as in most cases it is felt similarly by all the Ulster supporters.

I have it on good authority that Malone doesn't analyze during games. Seems odd I know but that's what I'm told.

I also have it, that he agreed with Clarke in a review session when the many faults in a lineout were discussed but Clarke said, doesn't matter, we won the lineout. I understand at that moment Burt Backache had to choke back vomit and Les's wee satanic facial hair twitched perceptibly. Burt then name 4 different errors in the lineout, presumably in the hope that folk might learn and do better. Clarke: Doesn't matter we won the lineout.

[UlsterAreBrill]

The atmosphere in the Coaches box looks poisonous, Clarke has been isolated through out the season, and Doak seems to be isolated now also.
Nial Malone seems to bury himself in his laptop as a good analyst should, whilst Les and Bryn seem to be the only two on speaking terms.
One wonders if Bryn's opinions of late have in fact been Les's via third party.
Unfortunately every now and again Les Kiss's poker face slips & his real feelings are portrayed be it about his own players or the refs decisions. The despair is easily recognised as in most cases it is felt similarly by all the Ulster supporters.

I have it on good authority that Malone doesn't analyze during games. Seems odd I know but that's what I'm told.

I also have it, that he agreed with Clarke in a review session when the many faults in a lineout were discussed but Clarke said, doesn't matter, we won the lineout. I understand at that moment Burt Backache had to choke back vomit and Les's wee satanic facial hair twitched perceptibly. Burt then name 4 different errors in the lineout, presumably in the hope that folk might learn and do better. Clarke: Doesn't matter we won the lineout.

If that is the case, good luck to him when it comes to an employer reference

I can only imagine how forward sessions go now:

X player made X yards, one coach pipes up about how to get in better position to ensure more yards, Clarke then refuses to acknowledge because he made X yards so no need to improve

Roll on 2017-18

[Tender]

I have sleepless nights thinking about what coaching will take place between now and this season's end.
I'm hoping it can't get any worse, but given an apparent lack of professionalism, can we expect these clowns to give a flying fcuk about the remainder of their term?