Silly Season Limerick Competition
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- big mervyn
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
It's time to beatify Fit
For making our stadium a hit
It's usually quite full
The bakebookers are cool
Who cares if the atmosphere's sh*t?
For making our stadium a hit
It's usually quite full
The bakebookers are cool
Who cares if the atmosphere's sh*t?
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Stuck on one about nucifora. What rhymes with Jeremy Hunt?
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
An Aussie in Dublin has given us a dunt
To the NHS he'd be Jeremy Hunt
He's really quite dumb
Go fetch the gun
Til I chasen this absolute............
To the NHS he'd be Jeremy Hunt
He's really quite dumb
Go fetch the gun
Til I chasen this absolute............
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Mike Hunt?Dave wrote:Stuck on one about nucifora. What rhymes with Jeremy Hunt?
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
There once was a poster named Dave
Who Kept a dead whore in his cave
She was missing a tît
She smelled like shít
But think of the money he saved
Who Kept a dead whore in his cave
She was missing a tît
She smelled like shít
But think of the money he saved
You may know my sister, Dot
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Happy with that. Free sex and I've my own cave!
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
I suspect Dot's daughter didn't quite grasp the parameters of the competition unless you are so far ITK that you work in Spanners.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
There once was a hooker called Best
Who had one eye on the Lions' First Test
So Les brought in Rob
Thought he'd do the job
But at the lineout we were dispossessed.
Who had one eye on the Lions' First Test
So Les brought in Rob
Thought he'd do the job
But at the lineout we were dispossessed.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
There once was a hooker called Best,
Who had a 50 inch chest,
With his shiny great head
I'd take him to bed
In a manner that Ashers would detest
I'm as gay as the next man
Who had a 50 inch chest,
With his shiny great head
I'd take him to bed
In a manner that Ashers would detest
I'm as gay as the next man
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Our Ulster should soon dominate,
For bakebook is saying we're great,
Our set up is brill,
We are kings of the hill,
We just need to stop gettin bate.
For bakebook is saying we're great,
Our set up is brill,
We are kings of the hill,
We just need to stop gettin bate.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Definite plagiarism In that one. Red card for pretty Polly.BaggyTrousers wrote:I suspect Dot's daughter didn't quite grasp the parameters of the competition unless you are so far ITK that you work in Spanners.
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Big Neville Southall
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Our band are a thing to behold
Their instruments gleaming In gold
They give some the horn
With their sliding trombone
But their timing leaves most of us cold
Their instruments gleaming In gold
They give some the horn
With their sliding trombone
But their timing leaves most of us cold
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Here the quality is rising biys, time to bring it down again so folk (not FOLK) don't get discouraged.
I give you:
It's a terrible shame for O'Connor
Who can play 3 games but no longer
The cause of this blow
On the body quite low
His busted wab is a goner.
There, quality & tone lowered in wan fell swoop.
I give you:
It's a terrible shame for O'Connor
Who can play 3 games but no longer
The cause of this blow
On the body quite low
His busted wab is a goner.
There, quality & tone lowered in wan fell swoop.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
A Baldy barista named Black
His hairline dropped right down his back
If you search for some hair
You'll find nothing there
Unless you try his arsecrack
His hairline dropped right down his back
If you search for some hair
You'll find nothing there
Unless you try his arsecrack
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Muddy Bless wrote:There once was a hooker called Best,
Who had a 50 inch chest,
With his shiny great head
I'd take him to bed
In a manner that Ashers would detest
I'm as gay as the next man
Many of us are.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.