Silly Season Limerick Competition
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Dora the explora. .. with Nucifora! Go have yer tea and try again. That had me spitting coffee, but in a good way.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Hmmmm ....againstthehead wrote:Old Baggers wrote a great post about limericks
Which makes a change from slegging off pricks
He doesn't like the fellows called Joe and Nucifora
In fact, he'd rather Ireland have Dora the Explora
Maybe then, Ruan would still be showing us his tricks
That's given me some inspiration .... Thanks.
and no plagiarism whatsoever!
Baggy wrote a post about limericks
Which is a change from slegging off pricks
He don't like Joe and Nucifora
He'd rather have Dora the S'plorer
So Ruan could still show his tricks.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
We need a back up outhalf
As the last few have been pretty naff
For goal kicking we tried McCloskey
But he was worse than Clinton Schifcofske
As for windsor? Yer having a laugh
As the last few have been pretty naff
For goal kicking we tried McCloskey
But he was worse than Clinton Schifcofske
As for windsor? Yer having a laugh
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Liam Williams had a little lamb
He kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb escaped
Liam tried to ..grab it.
He kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb escaped
Liam tried to ..grab it.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
We had coaches called Clarke and Doak
But To each other they hardly spoke
D4 sent us Les
When some wanted Fez
And now some are saying FOLK
But To each other they hardly spoke
D4 sent us Les
When some wanted Fez
And now some are saying FOLK
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Gusher’s funny when in full flow
And we all have our fav’rits you know
But we’ll quote six times out of seven
“Bowe g'thers, Holeee God'n Heaven,
What a try by Tommy Bowe!”
(and it's Gusher's fault that doesn't quite scan, not mine!)
And we all have our fav’rits you know
But we’ll quote six times out of seven
“Bowe g'thers, Holeee God'n Heaven,
What a try by Tommy Bowe!”
(and it's Gusher's fault that doesn't quite scan, not mine!)
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
We had a Paul called Emerick
Whose signing was a little .... emm .... thick
Although an American Eagle
He wasn't a patch on Paul Beagle
But useful to finish a limerick
Whose signing was a little .... emm .... thick
Although an American Eagle
He wasn't a patch on Paul Beagle
But useful to finish a limerick
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Our captain is Andy T
Brave and fearless is he
He played with BOD
And prayed to god
That Ireland got rid of Kidney
Brave and fearless is he
He played with BOD
And prayed to god
That Ireland got rid of Kidney
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
We signed a player called Tim Boys
Without making much PR noise
For selection he was never in the frame
As he was injured before he came
Like other Daves that Ulster employs
Without making much PR noise
For selection he was never in the frame
As he was injured before he came
Like other Daves that Ulster employs
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Ulster's injuries have been bad luck
But Nucifora doesn't give a flying...****
So when Marcel was lame
He said "get on with the game"
You've plenty of others who can inspect a ruck
But Nucifora doesn't give a flying...****
So when Marcel was lame
He said "get on with the game"
You've plenty of others who can inspect a ruck
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
1st September. I will be seeking some players to attempt to sell the final countdown in true Ulster fashion, I believe Callum Black may well be available.Dave wrote:When will the winner be announced?
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
I'd say he was available today, shutters down on the shap.BaggyTrousers wrote:1st September. I will be seeking some players to attempt to sell the final countdown in true Ulster fashion, I believe Callum Black may well be available.Dave wrote:When will the winner be announced?
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Ulster fans, they never forgave
A ladyboy-loving aussie named Dave
He made us get rid of Pienaar
Whilst not sending Isa so far
Then told us to shut up and behave
A ladyboy-loving aussie named Dave
He made us get rid of Pienaar
Whilst not sending Isa so far
Then told us to shut up and behave
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
We have a big Saffer called Diack
Instead of forwards he often goes back
But sometimes he puts in a shift
At the lineout when someone can lift
But an accurate thrower we lack
Instead of forwards he often goes back
But sometimes he puts in a shift
At the lineout when someone can lift
But an accurate thrower we lack
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Our 3 coaches they couldn't behave
So Logie sought help from an aussie named Dave
"Two of the three will have to go
And Aussies are best I'll have you know
Now tell me, who the **** is Darren Cave?"
So Logie sought help from an aussie named Dave
"Two of the three will have to go
And Aussies are best I'll have you know
Now tell me, who the **** is Darren Cave?"