Friday Night is Quiz Night
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Friday Night is Quiz Night
Question 1
YOU:
- have a scrum that gets stuffed
- have a lineout that misfires repeatedly
- have no idea how to deal with restarts
- have a leaking defence
- make error after error, after error
But you score 52 points, HOW ??????????
ANSWER: You play the worst professional team to appear at Spanners since the Border Reivers folded. Aironi were better than Hairyquims
Q2
KYLE SINCLAIR
Does his status as a British Lion devalue the name?
Answer: who gives a tankerswank?
Q3
MIKE BROWN
Did he enjoy his welcome?
Answer: Who fu'cking cares.
YOU:
- have a scrum that gets stuffed
- have a lineout that misfires repeatedly
- have no idea how to deal with restarts
- have a leaking defence
- make error after error, after error
But you score 52 points, HOW ??????????
ANSWER: You play the worst professional team to appear at Spanners since the Border Reivers folded. Aironi were better than Hairyquims
Q2
KYLE SINCLAIR
Does his status as a British Lion devalue the name?
Answer: who gives a tankerswank?
Q3
MIKE BROWN
Did he enjoy his welcome?
Answer: Who fu'cking cares.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re: Friday Night is Quiz Night
Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
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Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
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I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.big mervyn wrote:Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
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I predicted that card at HT.justinr73 wrote:I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.big mervyn wrote:Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
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That card was a win for the crowd, they clearly got into his head & he was a chube waiting to sacrifice himself to a moment of villainy.big mervyn wrote:I predicted that card at HT.justinr73 wrote:I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.big mervyn wrote:Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
Brown, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy his role initially but I think it wore a bit thin on him, then he coughs up the final try.
Incidentally, got to love UR's "off the back of a well-worked scrum" the scrum was smashed but Reidy, I assume, did incredibly well to clear it whilst in reverse.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:That card was a win for the crowd, they clearly got into his head & he was a chube waiting to sacrifice himself to a moment of villainy.big mervyn wrote:I predicted that card at HT.justinr73 wrote:I thought KS stepped into the role pretty well for the first hour, although his riposte to the crowd wasn't the most imaginative and certainly more of a single entendre than a double one.big mervyn wrote:Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
Brown, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy his role initially but I think it wore a bit thin on him, then he coughs up the final try.
Incidentally, got to love UR's "off the back of a well-worked scrum" the scrum was smashed but Reidy, I assume, did incredibly well to clear it whilst in reverse.
baggy... that scrum was going backwards in double quick time.. well done to Reidy.
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Re: Friday Night is Quiz Night
Brown didn't throw the pass it was the 15. Brown knocked on the forward pass.big mervyn wrote:Actually acknowledged on the official UR match report:big mervyn wrote:Did enjoy Brown coming on to that after sitting on his hole for 75 mins Was it his f*ck up that led to the final try?
There was even time for pantomime villain Mike Brown to come on as replacement and throw a forward pass deep in his own '22', from which replacement Trimble gladly gobbled up try number six off the back of a well-worked scrum.
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Well pointed out Lionel. The fullback has clearly modelled himself on his hero, Brown the despicable, he could have a career as a lookilikey.
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Sinkler won the Justin Marshall Memorial Trophy for Crowd Rapport.
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Stinkler probably took exception to someone in the crowd shouting encouragement to our scrum half...
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Very goodDeraless wrote:Stinkler probably took exception to someone in the crowd shouting encouragement to our scrum half...
Young Cooney must have been well pleased with the Roooo-an style tribute when he came off.
Decent players either ignore the barracking or respond with a bit of humour. Seen Quinnell, Castro, Parra all do that to good effect at Ravers. Even Ashton tends to take it on the chin and has even said nice things about us.
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GLENN CORNICK wrote:Sinkler won the Justin Marshall Memorial Trophy for Crowd Rapport.
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Re: Friday Night is Quiz Night
In fairness to sinks he did applaud the terrace on the lap of dishonour. Maybe sitting on the bench for the last 20 calmed him down a little.
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Somebody probably had a word.jean valjean wrote:In fairness to sinks he did applaud the terrace on the lap of dishonour. Maybe sitting on the bench for the last 20 calmed him down a little.
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