Logan must go

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big mervyn wrote:
Deraless wrote:I spotted him tonight too skulking out. He's normally all smiles and hellos but tonight he was away like a lilty.

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Wee Woman wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Deraless wrote:I spotted him tonight too skulking out. He's normally all smiles and hellos but tonight he was away like a lilty.

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I loved Lilt when I was a kid, it’s not a thing anymore is it?


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I think its still sold.

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Deraless wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Deraless wrote:I spotted him tonight too skulking out. He's normally all smiles and hellos but tonight he was away like a lilty.

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Yeah like a big pineapple and grapefruit.

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That explains it, it was not walking with his usual "I'm the boss" gait, when I think back on it he was walking as if he's got a pineapple stuffed up his hole and a grapefruit thrown in for the ride. Well either that or he'd had a stroke.

The woman with him, albeit it was dark, had the ghostly look of Teresa May, a tall haunting presence, had she been a horse, she appeared to be two hands taller than the crumpled silent CEO in the anorak. What ever happened to big Terry the marine, striding about in his beige trenchcoat with a phone welded to his ear?

I tell you straight, I am worried that we may be mocking a man who isn't well. I think I'll send a both a "get well soon" & a "sorry you're leaving" card next week. I'm such a hypocrite. :oops:
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big mervyn wrote:
Wee Woman wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Deraless wrote:I spotted him tonight too skulking out. He's normally all smiles and hellos but tonight he was away like a lilty.

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Like the totally tropical, sparkling, fruit-flavoured drink from Coca-Cola?
I loved Lilt when I was a kid, it’s not a thing anymore is it?


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I think its still sold.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /254858097
I have never tasted Lilt. Just thought you should know. Dr Pepper has never passed my lips either .........thanks for asking.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:What ever happened to big Terry the marine, striding about in his beige trenchcoat with a phone welded to his ear?
I reckon that phone didn't even have a battery. How to look important and avoid having to converse with the great unwashed at the same time.

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Deraless wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:What ever happened to big Terry the marine, striding about in his beige trenchcoat with a phone welded to his ear?
I reckon that phone didn't even have a battery. How to look important and avoid having to converse with the great unwashed at the same time.

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I reckon he was on one of those naughty chat lines, wonder how much his phone bill is
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Rooster wrote:
Deraless wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:What ever happened to big Terry the marine, striding about in his beige trenchcoat with a phone welded to his ear?
I reckon that phone didn't even have a battery. How to look important and avoid having to converse with the great unwashed at the same time.

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I reckon he was on one of those naughty chat lines, wonder how much his phone bill is
No idea what you're talking about!

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Deraless wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Deraless wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:What ever happened to big Terry the marine, striding about in his beige trenchcoat with a phone welded to his ear?
I reckon that phone didn't even have a battery. How to look important and avoid having to converse with the great unwashed at the same time.

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I reckon he was on one of those naughty chat lines, wonder how much his phone bill is
No idea what you're talking about!

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Neither have I but have heard of them and they seem to be a bit of a rip off scam
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We could be a bit more diplomatic and send him a 'Enjoy your Retirement' card. We could even include one of Cocker's FOLK Tshirts as a keepsake.
If he's still here come Easter, we'll burn him in effigy which we'll hang from the Memorial Arch. I've a big bag of extra large mallows for toasting.
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Tender wrote:We could be a bit more diplomatic and send him a 'Enjoy your Retirement' card. We could even include one of Cocker's FOLK Tshirts as a keepsake.
If he's still here come Easter, we'll burn him in effigy which we'll hang from the Memorial Arch. I've a big bag of extra large mallows for toasting.
He'll use his sas training to dust for prints

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BaggyTrousers wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Wee Woman wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Deraless wrote:I spotted him tonight too skulking out. He's normally all smiles and hellos but tonight he was away like a lilty.

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Like the totally tropical, sparkling, fruit-flavoured drink from Coca-Cola?
I loved Lilt when I was a kid, it’s not a thing anymore is it?


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I think its still sold.

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/p ... /254858097
I have never tasted Lilt. Just thought you should know. Dr Pepper has never passed my lips either .........thanks for asking.
Why would anyone choose Lilt, when they could enjoy the delights of Cloudy Lime instead, delivered to their own doorstep by the Maine Man? Just as tasty - and phosphorescent too!
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GUBU wrote:Why would anyone choose Lilt, when they could enjoy the delights of Cloudy Lime instead, delivered to their own doorstep by the Maine Man? Just as tasty - and phosphorescent too!
Indeed.

Marc Bolan no less used to get his pop delivered by the Maine Man - he used to telegram big Sammy whenever he ran out of Cream Soda.
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Back in the days when you could gather up 10 or so glass bottles from other folk's gardens; take them to the shap & cash them in for 10p each and walk out with a full bottle of fitba special. You couldn't beat it.
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Logan wont go before he gets a chance to rip up Paddy and Oldings contracts

Good christian man

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Russ wrote:Logan wont go before he gets a chance to rip up Paddy and Oldings contracts

Good christian man

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