Ulster Squad 2018/19

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Coetzee <3
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damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
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Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
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Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
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Raw meat and bricks for breakfast.
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He can kill a few Scarlets to start with. No doubt Munster will target his knee. They have previous. I hope he is fit to fcuk sh1t up against them.
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This Coetzee is giving me an erection.
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Careful, he's been breaking boys in training.
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Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
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I remember Marcell's first and second returns. It is hard to have much optimism about these comebacks.
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Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
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So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.
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Says more about our other players if Marcellous the Cripple is knocking them about :lol:
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BR wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1
So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.
Second row. 3+1=4
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Dave wrote:
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Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1
So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.
Second row. 3+1=4
< 4
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Gonna get Medieval on this guy....

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