Joke of the Day
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Wife- Do you think I look fat in this dress?
Husband- Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?
Wife- Yes I promise
Husband- I shagged your sister
Husband- Do you promise not to get mad no matter what I say?
Wife- Yes I promise
Husband- I shagged your sister
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse
A little hoarse
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Hear about the girl who asked a guy if he had a Tena ?
He said” I didn’t know you were charging “
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He said” I didn’t know you were charging “
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Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
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Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
Cheeky bastids
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NopeWee Woman wrote:Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
“That made me feel very special and underlined to me that Ulster is more than a team, it is a community and a rugby family"
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Wot with all the shenanigans going on wi Ulster rugby this season, I have been experiencing a few anger issues lately.
Therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have annoyed me, and then burn them.
I've now done that ....but am now wondering wot to do with all these letters I'm left with?
Thoughts?
Therapist suggested that I write letters to all the people who have annoyed me, and then burn them.
I've now done that ....but am now wondering wot to do with all these letters I'm left with?
Thoughts?
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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Sinead O’Connor has offered to sing the Prince classic at Barry Chuckles funeral, Nothing Compares 2 Me 2 You.
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I feel your pain WW, I don't get them but for about 10 years I've had offers from all over the world 1) from whom to buy Viagra 2) asking if I am looking for a fu'ck-buddy.Wee Woman wrote:Speaking of Tenas, anyone else getting these feckin adverts on their Tapatalk feed?
Cheeky bastids
I tell them 1) no thanks, as a horndog, I've never had trouble cracking a fat, 2) Nah thanks, your top shaggers might laugh at my best, I mean I'm in my 60s FFFS, I'm no longer a bedroom athlete.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
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They are trained to do it on command in an appropriate place. If they are caught short they'll use the gutter.armalig wrote:Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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SIT !big mervyn wrote:They are trained to do it on command in an appropriate place. If they are caught short they'll use the gutter.armalig wrote:Do u ever wonder who picks up a guide dogs sh1te?
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Samstew wrote:
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Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
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Primark on fire
10s of pounds of clothes destroyed
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10s of pounds of clothes destroyed
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