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Sounds very like Logan though
I was thinking it sounded like what several posters here said about Logan.
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On a similar theme :lol:
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big mervyn wrote:On a similar theme :lol:
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OK, so if I understand this properly, God is the fu@kwit who walked off for a coffee and left his blowtorch on? Ergo God is a fecktard. :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

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Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.

Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here :D ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.

Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples. :D
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Shan wrote:Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.

Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here :D ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.

Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples. :D
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No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
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big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.
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big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.
A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.
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big mervyn wrote:
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big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.
Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.
A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.
JC has been reincarnated as a 10 down munster way.

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big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
No apples come from Armagh not Magherafelt
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Dave wrote:That Folau is one judgemental dick, discuss...


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Well lukewarm beer is gonna make any man spew.
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