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BR wrote:
Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
Kofi Annan wrote:“A graduate of Manchester University in Law and Accounting, Shane has 22 years’ experience at CEO level, including serving on over 20 private, public and voluntary boards.”

What a Load of wánk
In two minds whether to reply to the Bryson CEO's tweet asking which Manchester University it was, at what level was his 22 years at CEO level accrued, and was it the real BP, the real RNIB and the real Ulster Rugby for which he worked?
Do it.
But I kind of think if they can't be arsèd with due diligence, then fûck them.

You'd wonder if some journalist out there may be interested in the story.
Journalists had the full story on his previous but were not interested in publishing the story.
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i have now officially moved on, FU(K HIM
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BR wrote:'The level of interest for this post exceeded our expectations with over 50 senior executives applying from across the UK and Ireland.
At least 45 of those applicants were Cockatrice. :lol:





No wait ....... sorry, that was for a different post. :duh:
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Must be an Ulster season ticket holder working for the Bryson Group thinking what has he done in a former life to deserve this.
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Don't know much about Bryson's work except they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
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big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:
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We call the Bryson recycling lorry the litter louts as you usually can gather up a box full of plastic bottles after they have chucked them in the general direction of the van.
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Al wrote:
big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:
So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?
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BR wrote:
Al wrote:
big mervyn wrote:... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.
You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies? :scratch:
So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?
>appl >appl

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Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?
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Al wrote:Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?
Poetical licence?
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big mervyn wrote:
Al wrote:Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?
Poetical licence?
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