Warren Gatland of the Week, V1.3

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Warren Gatland of the week V1.3

Coleraine RFC
2
8%
Donald ze fuhrer Trump "enemy of the people"
6
25%
Brian O'Båstąrd
3
13%
Ex-Pope Ratzinger "the paedophile's Pope" and protector of collared scüm.
2
8%
The English, personified by Cheapshot Farrell.
11
46%
 
Total votes: 24

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Warren Gatland of the Week, V1.3

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It's been a tricky week, as chair of the selection committee, I was travelling from Thursday until Wednesday morning, so missed the game and have no idea if significant crimes were committed against AlsterRagby this week.

I also missed Ireland's embarrassing defeat to Italy B, as I believe did the rest of humanity.

As a result the committee has come up with the following poll. You will note that last week's winners of the golden turd in the absence of any significant action by the club, appear once again.

Neither James McClean nor Poppy Nazis make the selection, I have a distaste for both but the committee will not allow the integrity of this award to be damaged by a DUP/SFIRA sectarian headcount.
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Had to go for the English if only for the ex squaddie Lionel on the wireless yesterday complaining about middle class Ulster folk being racist agin the English
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Can't see the poll on tapawank.
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big mervyn wrote:Had to go for the English if only for the ex squaddie Lionel on the wireless yesterday complaining about middle class Ulster folk being racist agin the English
Little to complain about, does he not understand that almost the entirety of humanity, if stopping short if hatred, at the very least dislike the English, other than in small pockets of Langer in Co. Clare and some lowbred Norn Ironish who long to be Lionelish?
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Dave wrote:Can't see the poll on tapawank.
I have as much love for tapawank as for Lionelish or Mexicans. Refuse to countenance it or its demands.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Dave wrote:Can't see the poll on tapawank.
I have as much love for tapawank as for Lionelish or Mexicans. Refuse to countenance it or its demands.
I haven't been able to login for about 5 years.

Just stick a vote next to Brian O'bar steward every week, for me.
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Nope, going with the Lionels excusing that scrote Farrell. If the shoe had been on the other foot, we’d still be having it coming out from the evening news and every meeja outlet including Trump’sarse
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So Brian the B@sturd? Apart from his sleekit wee gob spewing the usual guff, can anyone enlighten me as to why hes made this weeks list? I appreciate he could easily be a permenant fixture on this weekly list but did he do something of note last week?
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Joe Schmo wrote:So Brian the B@sturd? Apart from his sleekit wee gob spewing the usual guff, can anyone enlighten me as to why hes made this weeks list? I appreciate he could easily be a permenant fixture on this weekly list but did he do something of note last week?
He was breathing.
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Dave wrote:
Joe Schmo wrote:So Brian the B@sturd? Apart from his sleekit wee gob spewing the usual guff, can anyone enlighten me as to why hes made this weeks list? I appreciate he could easily be a permenant fixture on this weekly list but did he do something of note last week?
He was breathing.
I f@ckin hate it when he does that.
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Trump.

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BaggyTrousers wrote: Neither James McClean nor Poppy Nazis make the selection,.
A Popey Nazi is close enough :thumleft:
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Possibly too strong a description for Marcel, but very disappointed. Image

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Nope. Not too strong. I'm fed up with bible thumping Saffer Thunderkunts slaughtering wildlife for kicks. I hope he's nominated next week. Got my vote.
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There might have been a genuine reason that necessitated the killing of this animal but why oh why would you think posing beside it with a huge grin on your face is a good idea.

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