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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:54 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.

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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby big mervyn » Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:03 pm

Dave wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.

Best office Xmas dinner ever!
https://youtu.be/88goZsMye2s

One of the all time classic (and largely forgotten) sketches. :cheers:
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:38 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Dave wrote:I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.

Best office Xmas dinner ever!
https://youtu.be/88goZsMye2s

One of the all time classic (and largely forgotten) sketches. :cheers:
Could be a subject for a new thread?
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:41 pm

I recently was accused of calling a stupid woman a stupid woman. What I actually called her was: a stupid, gangly, fcukwitted, useless, incompetent, retarded, feckless, thundercunting bitch.

I hate being misquoted.
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Russ » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:05 pm

I once told Joe Schmidt Payne wasn't a 13
He picked him at 15 next game

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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Tender » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:22 pm

I once took a p1ss with Darren Lockhart on Irish Cup Day (Wendyball)
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:29 pm

WeeWorld wrote:I'd rather this thread only had the occasional decent post than be cluttered up with nonsense.
Please stay on topic.
First two entries are quality, let them be your guide.

Here here!

Author of the third post led it astray.

Should be banned! :roll:
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby WeeWorld » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:36 pm

Tender wrote:I once took a p1ss with Darren Lockhart on Irish Cup Day (Wendyball)


One word, quality.
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:27 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
WeeWorld wrote:I'd rather this thread only had the occasional decent post than be cluttered up with nonsense.
Please stay on topic.
First two entries are quality, let them be your guide.

Here here!

Author of the third post led it astray.

Should be banned! :roll:
Just be thankful we have an author in our midst.
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 9:53 pm

Not in my midst
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:13 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Not in my midst
Off topic
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Kofi Annan » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:19 pm

I once said SLogan was useless lying Cnut who would ruin UR
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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby nonplussed » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:22 pm

I once slagged off Tony McWhirter while he was playing at Loftus Road, unbeknownst to me his sister was sitting in front of me and she turned round and agreed

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Re: The Useless Boasts thread

Postby Dave » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:27 pm

I once messaged Isaac Boss on Facebook and he messaged back.
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