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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:30 pm
by Dave
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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:47 pm
by Deraless
How about...If we avail of the wonderful official taxi partners, are in the back seat ready to depart and find a strange young lady jumping in beside us, tell her politely to eff the eff off.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:02 pm
by jean valjean
Cornerfleg wrote:Slight addendum to our core values for the rest of the season - need to keep up to speed when getting preached at.


- We are passionate in our support of the Ulster team

- We are silent during kicks at goal by both teams

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink responsibly

NO MORE THAN - 8 tins of Carlsberg, 4 pints of Guinness, 2 Gin & Tonics, 5 vodka lemonades, 3 shots of Tequila and Sambuca - EACH

- we don't then drive home.

- We are mindful of our language, especially when there are children and young people near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory language

- We respect the opposition players, supporters, management and officials.
Fixed.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:11 pm
by Rooster
Cornerfleg wrote:How do you wassap after that?
Wasn't invented in those days it was text or speech and I think both of us were beyond the ability to text at the time.

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:14 pm
by Rooster
Deraless wrote:How about...If we avail of the wonderful official taxi partners, are in the back seat ready to depart and find a strange young lady jumping in beside us, tell her politely to eff the eff off.

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Might be safer just to "would you mind taking the next taxi please" don't want to offend or her to take you literally !

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:41 pm
by TopPoster
Cornerfleg wrote:Slight addendum to our core values for the rest of the season - need to keep up to speed when getting preached at.


- We are apathetic in our current support of the Ulster team

- We are speechless during another opposition kick at goal

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink to think positive

- We are mindful of Rodney Ah Feck especially when there are children and young people with food near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory WhatsApp messages

- We are envious of the opposition players, supporters, management and officials.
Rescrubbed to reflect current climate....

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:34 pm
by Cockatrice
All members of the club have now been given cultural training.... it included Pride of the Raven, how to use WhatsApp and where to find a Lion to shoot.. and a talk from the GAA on how to reach out to all sectors of the community..

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:38 pm
by Deraless
Cockatrice wrote:All members of the club have now been given cultural training.... it included Pride of the Raven, how to use WhatsApp and where to find a Lion to shoot.. and a talk from the GAA on how to reach out to all sectors of the community..
Maybe that's why we've hardly seen Rory, Hendy and Jarrid this year. Someone mentioned to Herbie that we had 3 Lions in the squad. Jarrid has taken to wearing a Kevlar vest and helmet to training.

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:48 pm
by Cornerfleg
UPDATE on New Ulster Values


- We are passionate in our support of the Ulster team

- We are silent during kicks at goal by both teams

- We respect the match officials' decisions

- We drink responsibly

NO MORE THAN - 8 tins of Carlsberg, 4 pints of Guinness, 2 Gin & Tonics, 5 vodka lemonades, 3 shots of Tequila and Sambuca - EACH - we don't promote then driving home ... most of the time.

- We are mindful of our language, especially when there are children and young people near us

- We do not tolerate sectarian, homophobic or derogatory language

- We respect the opposition players, supporters, management and officials....... and Sluts, we love and respect all sluts

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:10 pm
by Deraless
The slut comment was not made by a (current) Ulster Rugby player

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:18 pm
by Cornerfleg
I think it's patently obvious each week we have to listen to them... that the Ulster Values are NOT for current Ulster Rugby players but for fans, supporters and taggers on...

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:54 pm
by Russ
Deraless wrote:The slut comment was not made by a (current) Ulster Rugby player

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Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:57 pm
by Tender
OMG Fleg! Are you saying our heroes aren’t setting a good example?

Who will show us the right way to live our lives?
How will we raise our children?
How will we treat our elderly, like thon aul git Baggy? None intended.
How will we treat our weemin ?

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:21 pm
by Cornerfleg
No Tender... Just saying you dont need s degree to spot a tool.

Re: Kingshaggers Rugby Values for 2018

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:23 pm
by Cornerfleg
Or a flute as da youf now call it i believe...