*@#$ - didn't expect this.

[Rooster]

“A graduate of Manchester University in Law and Accounting, Shane has 22 years’ experience at CEO level, including serving on over 20 private, public and voluntary boards.”

What a Load of wánk

In two minds whether to reply to the Bryson CEO's tweet asking which Manchester University it was, at what level was his 22 years at CEO level accrued, and was it the real BP, the real RNIB and the real Ulster Rugby for which he worked?

Do it.

But I kind of think if they can't be arsèd with due diligence, then fûck them.

You'd wonder if some journalist out there may be interested in the story.

Journalists had the full story on his previous but were not interested in publishing the story.

[Gerald the Mole]

i have now officially moved on, FU(K HIM

[Cap'n Grumpy]

'The level of interest for this post exceeded our expectations with over 50 senior executives applying from across the UK and Ireland.

At least 45 of those applicants were Cockatrice.





No wait ....... sorry, that was for a different post.

[UlsterNo9]

Must be an Ulster season ticket holder working for the Bryson Group thinking what has he done in a former life to deserve this.

[big mervyn]

Don't know much about Bryson's work except they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.

You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies?

[Rooster]

We call the Bryson recycling lorry the litter louts as you usually can gather up a box full of plastic bottles after they have chucked them in the general direction of the van.

[BR]

... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.

You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies?

So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?

[Alister Scott]

... they used to collect my sundry empies for recycling every Tuesday. Must be a metaphor in there somewhere.

You left a metaphore for recycling with your empies?

So they pick up metaphorical things, as well as litter al?

Yes ...literally!

[UlsterNo9]

Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?

[big mervyn]

Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?

Poetical licence?

[BaggyTrousers]

Why does it say Capn wrote that then Al when quoted?

Poetical licence?

Speaking of poetry, I may have told you all about my dyslexia, but when I applied for the poetry course my friends laughed, more fool them, so far I've knocked out a vadge & two lovely jugs.