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Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:31 pm
by Tender
Off Topic..what has a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel Shyte
Get Arlene to set up a Post Brexit trade deal with the Penal Colony and agree to buy Stuffed Koalas or Joeys (not the Munster type), or some more of their shyte wine and they could then afford to bring Nucifecker home.
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:13 pm
by UlsterNo9
As I've stated elsewhere the Scarlets should be commended for their smart non welsh recruits that won't have broken the bank. I fear the cash is not there however this would be my hypothetical wish list....
Utility Scrum half / out half
Lowry needs a couple of years to develop, would be nice if he could do that under a seasoned stand off.
All of the other provinces have IQs at 10 so see no reason why it would be blocked.
Loosehead
Pierre Schoeman is a young lad arrived at Edinburgh under the radar who has looked good, there's a wrath of lads not household names that we could pick up, just need to solidify a scrum.
2nd Row
I'd take another Franco Van Der Merwe, solid lineout and a grafter. Won't break the bank.
Back row
Marcell Coetzee
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:34 pm
by Dave
Don't think we can afford Marcell. Unless he is prepared to supplement his income in...I don't know...the sausage industry for example...
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:59 pm
by UlsterNo9
Dave wrote:Don't think we can afford Marcell. Unless he is prepared to supplement his income in...I don't know...the sausage industry for example...
Believe Marcell is on record as saying the loyalty and support Ulster have shown him will carry a considerable weighting when his contract renewal talks come around.
Whether he's happy to sign up for 50p and a packet of Tayto Cheese and Onion remains to be seen.
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:33 pm
by Dave
UlsterNo9 wrote:
Believe Marcell is on record as saying the loyalty and support Ulster have shown him will carry a considerable weighting when his contract renewal talks come around.
Off to France then.
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:44 pm
by UlsterNo9
Dave wrote:UlsterNo9 wrote:
Believe Marcell is on record as saying the loyalty and support Ulster have shown him will carry a considerable weighting when his contract renewal talks come around.
Off to France then.
Via South Africa to be close to a dying Wildebeast
Re: Time for a whip round
Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:49 pm
by Dave
UlsterNo9 wrote:Dave wrote:UlsterNo9 wrote:
Believe Marcell is on record as saying the loyalty and support Ulster have shown him will carry a considerable weighting when his contract renewal talks come around.
Off to France then.
Via South Africa to be close to a dying Wildebeast
Mmmm...think of the sausages.