The UAFC

... Leopoldo De Chazal........ Mark Crick.... Campbell Feather... Tia Tamarua.... Tim Boys... Grant Webb... Sam Harding.... Sam Windsor.........Mike Maguire... Clinton Van rensburg.... Dan Roache..... The list is endless

nonplussed wrote: ↑Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:01 pm ... Leopoldo De Chazal........ Mark Crick.... Campbell Feather... Tia Tamarua.... Tim Boys... Grant Webb... Sam Harding.... Sam Windsor.........Mike Maguire... Clinton Van rensburg.... Dan Roache..... The list is endless

Jeeeeez man how much are you planning to collect this Halloween ... that's a veritable orgy of gash, pure gash ....


Make it stop ... Wont someone please think of the children!!!!


Nonplussed obviously going for the first strike and win nuclear option ... no man plays the Leo De Chazal card this early in a game of Bullshat Bingo unless he is confident of a knock out ...

Mike Pehi.... Spencer Bromley..... Roland Haymaakers or summit... Reece Spee.. Henry head.. Keiran hallett.... Need I go on

Arno Botha ... a man so medically ill only Mr Miyagi Afoa could cure him, with his mystic powers.

We could also mention the really really good coaches .... Alan Solomons - Brian McG - and a truly inspiring leader ... Dan the Man. McF could become the best of them all, the squad seems to follow him, the crowd are with him. Sounds a really top bloke.


Then ... Jeeeeeez it's actually amazing that we managed to just be averagely bad under ....

Matt "Baby face" Williams ... the silent assassin a terifying collection of uselessness - single handedly destroyed all hope in Ulster supporters during his tenure.
Jono "J.S.A" Gibbs ... Dialing it in during a match on numerous phones while playing candy crush and emailing any agent who wanted to sign him while still getting paid in Ulster.
Mark "Michael Phelps" Anscome ... nuf said
Les "WTF" Kiss ... A man so honest that if he told himself he was on fire he'd need to ring a friend to make sure if it was happening.
Logie - sadly the swearing filter will not allow any additional comments.

... And my final offering... Neil Walsh

The big question is, in a round robin competition, which of the three teams would win?

Halloween XV:

Ah Woooooooooo
Killiacou
Tom Gore-t
Iain Hell-derson
Justin Hangyourson
Robbie Die-ack
Stephen Fearis
Jean Deathsyl
Brian O'Driscoll's cousin
Billy Burns kids
Jacob Spookdale
Luke Marshmallowman
James Haunted Home
Tommy Boo
Jared Pain

Worthy of a Twitter post, what a lot of dross .

Bet you're fun at parties...

Dave wrote: ↑Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:24 pm Halloween XV:

Ah Woooooooooo
Killiacou
Tom Gore-t
Iain Hell-derson
Justin Hangyourson
Robbie Die-ack
Stephen Fearis
Jean Deathsyl
Brian O'Driscoll's cousin
Billy Burns kids
Jacob Spookdale
Luke Marshmallowman
James Haunted Home
Tommy Boo
Jared Pain

Who’s on the bench?

Andrew Tremble?
Pete Browne Bread?
Chris Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer?

justinr73 wrote:

Dave wrote: ↑Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:24 pm Halloween XV:

Ah Woooooooooo
Killiacou
Tom Gore-t
Iain Hell-derson
Justin Hangyourson
Robbie Die-ack
Stephen Fearis
Jean Deathsyl
Brian O'Driscoll's cousin
Billy Burns kids
Jacob Spookdale
Luke Marshmallowman
James Haunted Home
Tommy Boo
Jared Pain

Who’s on the bench?

Andrew Tremble?
Pete Browne Bread?
Chris Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer?

Yeah and Alan O'Coroner, Killem Reid, Sick Williams.

Paddy Jack-O-Lantern
Gareth Milasinowitch
Andy Warwick-or-Treat
Skull-k van der Merwe
Frankenstein van der Merwe
Craig Ghoulroy
Dan Tuooooooooooohy

See Big Sick (Nick) is sick just had a heart attack and recovering

Bloody hell.

Get well soon big lad.