Ulster Vs Zebre Fri 25th November @ 7.35pm BBCNI

[Dave]

You don't have to be gay to hug another man, but if you are repressing your inner gaiety you probably won't wanna.

[Cornerfleg]

You don't have to be gay to hug another man, but if you are repressing your inner gaiety you probably won't wanna.

Nothing to do with suppressing inner gaiety ... more to do with it being Baggy!

[Russ]

Super excited for "the band"

[Dave]

You don't have to be gay to hug another man, but if you are repressing your inner gaiety you probably won't wanna.

Nothing to do with suppressing inner gaiety ... more to do with it being Baggy!

[thecrouch]

Baggy, we are tripe. Genuinely tripe.

But I do not think we are so bad as to get beaten by the Zebre B team. If we are, then we should just close up shop because we are a disgrace. An utter disgrace.

I want to see Ulster show a set of balls.For once. I want to see us put these teams to the sword. If we can't do it tonight we never will.

[Cornerfleg]

Super excited for "the band"

[therealspratt]

I'd be surprised if Dow features.

We could do a lot worse. Was very good on Saturday.

Domestic rugby preview today has it that Dow is injured.

[thecrouch]

I'd be surprised if Dow features.

We could do a lot worse. Was very good on Saturday.

Domestic rugby preview today has it that Dow is injured.

Sprattsy, I hear he isn't good enough anyway. What say you to that?

[therealspratt]

I'd be surprised if Dow features.

We could do a lot worse. Was very good on Saturday.

Domestic rugby preview today has it that Dow is injured.

Sprattsy, I hear he isn't good enough anyway. What say you to that?

Couldn't really say, I've seen him put in some tidy performances back in the day for the u20s and there was that cameo last season where he looked reasonable but I haven't heard too many exciting reports about him playing either at club level or for the As.

[BaggyTrousers]

I never thought I'd see the day when Baggy needed nothing more than a good cuddle ... alas not being as gay as the next man I wont be volunteering.

Don't you worry biy, I have hugs lined up, indeed one woman might be gettin' a Killinchy Muffler. Lock up yer wives.

[Cockatrice]

is that one of the pitches that our famous CEO played in Siberia?

[Snipe Watson]

I never thought I'd see the day when Baggy needed nothing more than a good cuddle ... alas not being as gay as the next man I wont be volunteering.

Don't you worry biy, I have hugs lined up, indeed one woman might be gettin' a Killinchy Muffler. Lock up yer wives.

Give it yer best shot Cochise....... Just watch out for the left hook

[Dave]

is that one of the pitches that our famous CEO played in Siberia?

Yeah, he snow boards down the mountain wrestling a polar bear and dots down under the posts. Converts it himself.

[BaggyTrousers]

Baggy, we are tripe. Genuinely tripe.

But I do not think we are so bad as to get beaten by the Zebre B team. If we are, then we should just close up shop because we are a disgrace. An utter disgrace.

I want to see Ulster show a set of balls.For once. I want to see us put these teams to the sword. If we can't do it tonight we never will.

IN fairness Crouchie, I don't expect balls will be needed, now that I understand the shower of chubes Zebre are bringing over, I expect a handsome score line, but not test, no great credit in slaughtering the lambs. It's really a bit of a no win thing, play modestly we'll be all over them like a shap full of cheap suits, play wonderfully and it's, sure they were playing 15 dustins.

I don't expect to be excited but it might be nice of Charless could show a bit of some razzle dazzle.

Right, away to get me thermals on and some Fleg repelling lipstick .............you can never be too careful.

[Deraless]

3 tries by HT ...

and by FT