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Fairynuff so
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I still don’t get/decline to get why we have a no names policy, and for several reasons.

1) the names are publicly available that being the nature of bakebook
2) if someone willingly makes a public comment using their genuine name, unlike the wallapers here with our noms de guerre, how can reprinting their full comment and name do them any disservice?
3) their names will actually make no difference to me personally, I just don’t get why they must be protected.
4) I will never ever in my longlegged life look at Ulster bakebook. It may be funny it may be a mawkish delight to study, but I’d just feel dirty.
5) As Tender will attest, none of this actually matters one tinker’s füčk.
6) forget items 1-5.

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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Russ wrote:
big mervyn wrote:HWM and his Catalan independence fleg not going down too well on Bakebook Image
There was some spanner in Zebre with an EU flag too

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What’s your problem sonny, it’s our fleg for a while yet.
More than a while Baggy, given that anyone born in the vile statelet has dual citizenship courtesy of the '98 agreement, and will remain de facto members of the EU post brexit, whether they want to or not.

My daughter is attending a hen do in Barca next weekend. She actually took a wee photie of the fleg in question, in case she needs to ingratiate heself with the locals :lol: :fleg:
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There's still plenty of positivity on Bakebook for all youse whinging bar stewards. Apparently we're 4th on the "combined table" :lol: :roll:
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I have a bakebook account, it is a business necessity, I have several relevant Spanish pages of interest, plus I keep somewhat informed about family I never or rarely see. There are even a few genuine friends rude enough to want to be my bakebook friend.

The charlatans suggest names of groups to which I really should be interested in joining :roll: amongst these today were Steely Dan fan group with around 8000 members and one called Angels and Spirits with 29000 deluded idiots. I joined neither but this illustrates the utter futility of existence, more people interested in utter fantasy than the greatest band in world history. :banghead:
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I was in the family stand last night. That place is nuts. They don't want you to leave at half-time so they throw food in. A grown man brought a kazoo.
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Dave wrote:I was in the family stand last night. That place is nuts. They don't want you to leave at half-time so they throw food in. A grown man brought a kazoo.
Have you learnt to play it yet Dave?
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big mervyn wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
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big mervyn wrote:HWM and his Catalan independence fleg not going down too well on Bakebook Image
There was some spanner in Zebre with an EU flag too

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What’s your problem sonny, it’s our fleg for a while yet.
More than a while Baggy, given that anyone born in the vile statelet has dual citizenship courtesy of the '98 agreement, and will remain de facto members of the EU post brexit, whether they want to or not.

My daughter is attending a hen do in Barca next weekend. She actually took a wee photie of the fleg in question, in case she needs to ingratiate heself with the locals :lol: :fleg:

Of course Merv, as the holder of an Irish passport and soon to be a permanent Spanish resident, followed, if I live long enough, by taking Spanish nationality it will certainly be my fleg. I was thinking of the many layists here, Brits until death.
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I can only play the bigoted songs. Rum will love it.
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Bakebook in full meltdown. Rory Best is shyte and we need McGlocks back.
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Dave wrote:Bakebook in full meltdown. Rory Best is shyte and we need McGlocks back.
Rory was gutted last night. It finally dawned on him that he would never have as many caps as Robbie Diack.
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What the actual fûck is this
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Kofi Annan wrote:What the actual fûck is this
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A man of ulster physique supporting his team in team colours

Move along

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Kofi Annan wrote:What the actual fûck is this
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Looks a bit like a fat Geordan Murphy.

Maybe he's "special".

Facepainting obviously done with the aid of a mirror.
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