Injury Update

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Russ wrote:
Tighter End wrote:I've restrung the Martin and I'm sure there's a tambourine in the attic, but it might be mice. Not sure what the groundsman will think about the campfire, but the positive vibes from my crystal encrusted headband will heal anything. Coombaya all the way through the night. I'll bring skins and Paki Black, but I've no filters left.
Cornerfleg wrote:Do you need an accordion?
Stop "the band"

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Tighter End wrote:Sorry Russ, I've been working through the Government funded Band counselling program and with its help, I can now blank out the Band from my memory for increasingly long periods between home games.
I just wasn't thinking of the band when I mentioned coombaya and naturally I apologise in advance. If they manage to learn that tricky little tune before the D4 game, I'll buy us all a pint. Safe bet.com

You do realise, if, at the Cardiff game just when things get interesting, some bunch of brass instrument wielding serial killers start playing Coombaya ... you will be ruthlessly hunted down and pummelled to within an inch of your life.
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As I'll be at a specific game at the end of the season I plan on actively confronting the band

I shall get in front of their wee microphone and boo

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I think that's about as good as we could have expected ....

Cap'ns candle light accordion vigil must have worked.
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That's a huge relief.

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So who do we get?

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Russell Nelson ....
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Fantastic news
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Phew, was sweating that. Best bad news we could have hoped for.
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The best bad new is bang on balls accurate. May he be fully rehabed before the season starts.
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So it was the knee he had previously injured, it's a good job he's not an octopus, imagine the pandemonium if they had to keep track of 8 legs rather than 2 :banghead:
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Cornerfleg wrote:I think that's about as good as we could have expected ....

Cap'ns candle light accordion vigil must have worked.
Can they keep going another while. I need to fart but I'm not sure. I'm really not sure at all...

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Deraless wrote:Phew, was sweating that. Best bad news we could have hoped for.
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Speak for yourself. I was hoping it would come back as a nasty graze and he'd be fit to play once he'd picked the scab off.
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Dave wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:I think that's about as good as we could have expected ....

Cap'ns candle light accordion vigil must have worked.
Can they keep going another while. I need to fart but I'm not sure. I'm really not sure at all...

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You sure you want candles?????????
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