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Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:18 pm
by damianmcr
Coetzee <3

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:38 pm
by Dave
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:40 pm
by Russ
Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
Billie, bad boy and janny are the very reason he was dialled down
Please dont break our 10s

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Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:48 pm
by kingofthehill
Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
This is 100% true.


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Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:51 pm
by Tender
Raw meat and bricks for breakfast.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:59 pm
by Dave
He can kill a few Scarlets to start with. No doubt Munster will target his knee. They have previous. I hope he is fit to fcuk sh1t up against them.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:53 pm
by damianmcr
This Coetzee is giving me an erection.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:42 pm
by Dave
Careful, he's been breaking boys in training.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:20 am
by therealspratt
Columbo wrote:I heard an interesting snippet, from a guy who is mates with a few players - we were talking about Coetzee and he said “apparently they have had to dial him back on the contact stuff in training...”

At this point my heart sank, and I said “what because of the knee?”, with a faint quaver in the voice

“No because he’s killing boys in training..” at which my heart soared like an uncaged bird...

If there was no other reason to look forward to Ulster’s season, it’s to see him let off the leash... I pity the poor 10 who has to get in the way of his first carry down the channel. :cheers: :cheers:
Remember Big Stevie's return. :(

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:48 am
by Dave
I remember Marcell's first and second returns. It is hard to have much optimism about these comebacks.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:14 am
by BR
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1
So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:10 pm
by UlsterNo9
Says more about our other players if Marcellous the Cripple is knocking them about :lol:

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:15 pm
by Dave
BR wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1
So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.
Second row. 3+1=4

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:17 pm
by BR
Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
Dave wrote:
damianmcr wrote:Coetzee <3
+1
So he's playing across the front row now?

I'm confused.
Second row. 3+1=4
< 4

Re: Ulster Squad 2018/19

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:51 pm
by Tender
Gonna get Medieval on this guy....

How long he’ll last is anyone’s guess.