Potential new scrum half after Ruan leaves,

[Deraless]

Dads...

[Deraless]

15 big Mormon Maori daddies.

[Joe Schmo]

Just have yer Ma hang around the airport terminal loos and she might get lucky. Obviously you'd have to wait over 20 years and there's 50:50 chance it's a boy but at lest he'd have the 9 dna!

[Deraless]

Too far Joe, too far... lol

[Joe Schmo]

Too far Joe, too far... lol

Sure gender change is all the rage now, might give it go myself if your Ma isn't up to it! I'd do anything for a decent 9

[Dave]

Just have yer Ma hang around the airport terminal loos and she might get lucky. Obviously you'd have to wait over 20 years and there's 50:50 chance it's a boy but at lest he'd have the 9 dna!

[Dan Dare]

I am expecting our new 9 to be Mikey Heaney from Doncaster !

[Russ]

Was Ruan dropped for disrespecting Les, the Ulster Branch and the FIRFU?

[Deraless]

Just have yer Ma hang around the airport terminal loos and she might get lucky. Obviously you'd have to wait over 20 years and there's 50:50 chance it's a boy but at lest he'd have the 9 dna!

Any of the articles I've read, I'm not sure whether Smith is being castigated for his lewd behaviour, or because he used a disabled toilet and clearly isn't.

My ma does have a blue badge tho...