Don't tell anyone but........
Today being Sunday and my scheduled day off I was enticed to work (offered double time and a Fish Supper from The Bethany). So, there I was up on the flood lights cleaning the glass when......Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.
Then I heard the words,"Ethel, it's time, you are in the squad" Well blow my fuses I couldn't believe it she was picked after all this time.
The Bear is not happy, I hear he has been in training all week, drinking pints(non alcoholic) in various watering holes, eating noodles and peri peri chicken in certain well known establishments.
Roll on Friday.
Ethel in Match Day Squad
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Re: Ethel in Match Day Squad
Thats it, Ethel is running the tryline with a big mug of latte, Cave for a hat trick on Friday nighttheundercoverspark wrote:Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.
“That made me feel very special and underlined to me that Ulster is more than a team, it is a community and a rugby family"
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Re: Ethel in Match Day Squad
beat me to itRooster wrote:Thats it, Ethel is running the tryline with a big mug of latte, Cave for a hat trick on Friday nighttheundercoverspark wrote:Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.
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Re: Ethel in Match Day Squad
Unless we were heading for a latte.LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Aye, trouble is you'd both beat Cave to it. He's too slow and lazy to be bothered trying to beat either of you.
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He'd feckin kill the both of us if we got there firstSnipe Watson wrote:Unless we were heading for a latte.LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Aye, trouble is you'd both beat Cave to it. He's too slow and lazy to be bothered trying to beat either of you.
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Re: Ethel in Match Day Squad
We'll keep going until he retracts
Re: Ethel in Match Day Squad
2 trys in one match should let him off the hook as long as he has more than 10m to run.Snipe Watson wrote:We'll keep going until he retracts
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