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Scholar · Post by **Scholar** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 8:09 pm

I'm sure Mark Robson said "There can't be Toulon left down there in Parc y Scarlets.."

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:06 am

Tyrone Howe at half time

"Ulster's press and line speed is putting Leicester under all sorts of pressure, forcing unforced mistakes"

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:14 am

Yoda wrote:Tyrone Howe at half time

"Ulster's press and line speed is putting Leicester under all sorts of pressure, forcing unforced mistakes"

Too much Bushmills happy juice ?

shamalicious · Post by **shamalicious** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:17 pm

MACOOOMASH AT OUTHALF FOR CAMPBELL COLLEGE KLAXON!!

ColinM · Post by **ColinM** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:14 pm

And him only 15 at the time, Yyyyeeeeeeeeoooo!!!!

justinr73 · Post by **justinr73** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:04 am

He something about putting the icing on the cherry after Gilroy went over at the end!

Scholar · Post by **Scholar** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:42 am

Yes he did but I was rewinding the tape to count up all the mentions of Lewis not yet having scored his first try for Ulster .
But he was right about that wee boy sitting on the wet grass. Willie Anderson once told me that gave you piles.

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:19 pm

Scholar wrote:Yes he did but I was rewinding the tape to count up all the mentions of Lewis not yet having scored his first try for Ulster .
But he was right about that wee boy sitting on the wet grass. Willie Anderson once told me that gave you piles.

Yip Willie knows his ould wifies tales, wet grass and cold concrete, pile city.

big mervyn · Post by **big mervyn** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:58 pm

"I thought that was going over!" as one of Heatcote's efforts spiralled towards the corner flag was a good one.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:12 pm

big mervyn wrote:"I thought that was going over!" as one of Heatcote's efforts spiralled towards the corner flag was a good one.

Poor man cannot deal with being 150m from the action at murrayfield

Alister Scott · Post by **Alister Scott** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:21 pm

"Ulster within 6 points which would get a losing bonus point, but that would be like a defeat"

Alister Scott · Post by **Alister Scott** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:29 pm

"Ulster back up to 15 now but has the damage been done during the 14 minute yellow card period?"

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin · Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:13 pm

"[. . .]Ian Humphreys has been exceptionally competent in some areas today."

Tazz #15 · Post by **Tazz #15** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:53 pm

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:"[. . .]Ian Humphreys has been exceptionally competent in some areas today."

In fairness to Gusher, there was a period of about 2/3 minutes straight after half time where I thought Michael Webb and the lads had managed to carry out a successful brain transplant on our Ian in the sheds at half time. Alas it wasn't to be and normal service was soon resumed.

Maybe he meant he was exceptionally competent in some areas of the pitch, for example most of the touches in the aforementioned 2/3 minutes were between his own 10 metre line and halfway? Outside that area, well, don't even go there!

Deraless · Post by **Deraless** » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:09 am

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:"[. . .]Ian Humphreys has been exceptionally competent in some areas today."

He exceptionally competently entered and exited the field of play and did some text-book hand-shaking at the end there.

The kick-offs were competent but not exceptionally so.

I think The Gush made that statement after the one good touch-finder?

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