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[Cascade]

Ok, we're talking that day in a lifetime,

I'll get a free car parking space at the rds end of Herbert park
The hotel will give us a free upgrade
Roly' s will have a last minute cancellation and their main course special will be an ulster fry with soda' s imported from the occupied 6 counties (if a county is unoccupied does a soda make a noise when it fries)
The horse show bar will be serving hopplehammer at 3 yo yo' s a pint, buy one get one free and half price deals if you've wearing an ulster shirt or have blonde hair and blue eyes
Eventssec will not be on the gate and the security that is will provide us with a proper pint glass from which to drink our carry out from
We meet the away day support we always run into and Don't need to go through the usual, "we'd a great night in Northampton, but can't for the life of me remember your name"
Sparky kicks the tom kite out of Leo.
In disgust Leo rips of his Leinster shirt, and defects to Connacht where he is guaranteed a higher profile profile and to start ahead of the eagle.
We ousting our southern brethren
we are close enough in the stand to Hollywood Mike to appreciate his humour, but far enough away from him to not to have to share our carry out
George Clancy is serving burgers better than he refs
Cullen gets a yellow for being up to no good, on review its upgraded to red for Cullen being Cullen
Bbj owns Healy
Bod and sexton play the game of their lives (stick with me on this one)
Nigel Brady is in the north stand stand on the side Drum accompanying the piper
Trimble (Ireland's 57th choice winger according to babbling ballix) scores in the corner with 15mins to go
We defend on our line for 15 mins plus overtime, during which George hook converts to ulsterism and Neil Francis, actually, I don't give a brad pitt what that banker does.
We win
I hold the tears back, in public
On the way out I meet the dub from the hec final that said Gilroy would never play for ireland
We get a seat in the horse show
Beer is free
And it's hopplehammer
I meet the many decent Leinster fans I know and have the banter, the arzeholes I avoid
Get home somehow
Wake up with a head and a trophy

[therealspratt]

Ah that Hopplehammer, not a half bad beer!

[damianmcr]

What about late team change and Ferris runs out

[Cap'n Grumpy]

we are close enough in the stand to Hollywood Mike to appreciate his humour,

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Sparky kicks the tom kite out of Leo.
In disgust Leo rips of his Leinster shirt, and defects to Connacht where he is guaranteed a higher profile profile and to start ahead of the eagle.

Leo's a closet Ulster Lion already!