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Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:45 pm
by BR
Prom – West Terrace
Ground – Stadium
ERC – EPCR
Ravenhill – Kingspan
Rabo – Guinness
BBJ – JB
Muller – VDM
McKinney – iHumph
Head Coach – Director of Rugby
Heineken - TBA

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:47 pm
by Russ
Stout - good

We all like a good Les Kiss

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:56 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Old stand - new stand
New stand - old new stand

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:36 pm
by big mervyn
What about Trap 2?

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:40 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
big mervyn wrote:What about Trap 2?
In UR Newspeak, it officially doesn't exist

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:56 pm
by Wee Woman
Can someone explain the BBJ / JB thing to me, I must ha pave missed that one.

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:06 pm
by Rooster
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
big mervyn wrote:What about Trap 2?
In UR Newspeak, it officially doesn't exist
But unofficially it does exist and is a WMD store.

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:08 pm
by Rooster
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Old stand - new stand
New stand - old new stand
Old stand = Main stand
New stand = Posh stand

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:48 pm
by rumncoke
New Stand = Pleb Stand

Old New Stand = Posh Stand

Family Stand and Family End Terrace

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace


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Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:22 pm
by Snipe Watson
rumncoke wrote:New Stand = Pleb Stand

Old New Stand = Posh Stand

Family Stand and Family End Terrace

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace


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Are we supposed to make up names for the last two?

Family Stand and Family End Terrace = where you don't get wet

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace = Not the yella Tam staun

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:26 pm
by BaggyTrousers
The Memroial Stand is clearly the finest stand name in Kingspan, why I wouldn't even have it changed for til "Baggy's" despite moving into it & expecting to dominate proceedings.

Frankly the Grandstand, as the new Old stand I believe is officialy spaken o', is only moderately grand. The Premium Stand, FFS what a grim handle thon is, and holy jumping bejabbers, even with the big brass neck on me I wouldn't be seen dead in anything called "The Family Stand", sounds like you'd expect the smell of nappies & screaming toddlers, I've had enough of that to do a lifetime, thanks but no.

The Memorial Stand, what a grand name, I shall be happy to say, when asked when do you go in the ground, "the Memorial Stand, where the cognoscenti hang out", at least since 2014.

Re: Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:30 pm
by Russ
Given the lack of alcohol sponsor in the ERC and the alcohol sponsor in the rabo, will booze not be allowed in the family stand during the erc, but during the rabo.

The exact opposite of previous

We all like a good Les Kiss