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Unlucky Merv!

Let's face it, you'd have to give them away as nobody would buy the shyte

Some Bellend on a tuba passes for culture

A thug painted on a gable wall passes for culture, but the band still don't meet the criteria.
As we all know 'There is nowt stranger than folk (and FOLK)' and the band will likely be appreciated by some of these strange folk, but I've yet to speak to a single UR supporter who like the band.
Sure I've heard the occasional blow-in, the type we see wandering the stands with their A4 printouts, searching for their seats, mention the band in less derogatory terms, but before the game has ended, they'll be groaning and dropping their heads when FORCED to listen to 'My all Ma' and other such shyte.

BackOfTheStand wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

Dave wrote:Have we won?

My fear is that they were otherwise engaged in "Culture Night". Hard to believe, I know, but it's amazing what passes as "culture" in this wee shytehole.

First prize ( A CD of The Band's Greatest Hits) goes to Mr Mervyn for his correct guess,

I'll put it with the Essential Daniel O'Donnell and the André Rieu Collection.

BackOfTheStand wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

Dave wrote:Have we won?

My fear is that they were otherwise engaged in "Culture Night". Hard to believe, I know, but it's amazing what passes as "culture" in this wee shytehole.

First prize ( A CD of The Band's Greatest Hits) goes to Mr Mervyn for his correct guess, indeed Culture is a blessing to all those who recoginise it.

I think you took in a bit of Culchure yourself on Friday night Stander. Most enjoyable even if the rugby was shiite.

big mervyn wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Was there not one night last season when they had a non-appearance too?

Or is my old brain deceiving me?

Injury crisis.

Tuba player - Hernia
Trombonest - Extensor
Drummer is undergoing return to play protocols after repeated percussions

Can't sleep and was bored shitless so reading through guff on the Official site and it states that in the Family Stand you'll be ENTERTAINED by the resident brass band!
I sniggered a awakened the Angel who I married and she told me to 'P1ss off and get to sleep' (if only).
Now are UR therefore not in breach of contract, because thousands in that Family Stand paid good money for last Friday's game and they will have gone home feeling angry and disappointed that no brass band ENTERTAINED them.
The same feelings the rest of us experience on every visit to Spanners.

Tender wrote:Can't sleep and was bored shitless so reading through guff on the Official site and it states that in the Family Stand you'll be ENTERTAINED by the resident brass band!
I sniggered a awakened the Angel who I married and she told me to 'P1ss off and get to sleep' (if only).
Now are UR therefore not in breach of contract, because thousands in that Family Stand paid good money for last Friday's game and they will have gone home feeling angry and disappointed that no brass band ENTERTAINED them.
The same feelings the rest of us experience on every visit to Spanners.

Absolutely, you're right! Sue them! Then roll over and get some sleep.

Are we entitled to compensation?

Will it only be those in the Family Stand that can claim, or can patrons of other parts of the ground also claim?

Is this the new PPI? do we claim on a Payment Per Instrument basis?

Is there a deadline for claims?

Will I be inundated with cold calls from solicitors wanting to take up the case on my behalf?

Will that be on a no-win, no fee basis?

So many questions, so few answers.

Think I'll go back to sleep.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Are we entitled to compensation?

Will it only be those in the Family Stand that can claim, or can patrons of other parts of the ground also claim?

Is this the new PPI? do we claim on a Payment Per Instrument basis?

Is there a deadline for claims?

Will I be inundated with cold calls from solicitors wanting to take up the case on my behalf?

Will that be on a no-win, no fee basis?

So many questions, so few answers.

Think I'll go back to sleep.

No compensation, but they have to book on you the next most suitable entertainment. Giants tickets will be going through the roof.

Strange place to have the ticket scanners.

Band, meet the Giants fans. Giants fans, the band.

You're both welcome. Now f*** off happily ever after.

I don't sit in the Family Stand and yet still have to be "entertained". Can I claim compo? If I win I promise to build a sound-proof plexiglass bubble around the Family Stand

Deraless wrote:I don't sit in the Family Stand and yet still have to be "entertained". Can I claim compo? If I win I promise to build a sound-proof plexiglass bubble around the Family Stand

You win

I award you £1 in compo ..... get building!

The so called "band" were a fecking disgrace last week

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