MATCH OFF
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- Russ
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Just bought a flight and ticket to the game. Might be my only chance to get on the Ravenhill pitch fully clothed
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Awe feck, not again, that's the reason they get temperature inversions and the pitch freezesTighter End wrote:The folk living in Onslow and Mount Merrion have been asked to turn heating on, light their trendy solid fuel stoves, turn on their ovens, open all their windies and doors, to stave of any chance of the famous Spanners micro climate forcing another sub 45 minute postponement.
“That made me feel very special and underlined to me that Ulster is more than a team, it is a community and a rugby family"
Rory Best
Rory Best
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I thought a temperature inversion was when the thermometer went in your other end.
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I'd applaud that, if the imogees were working.
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- rorybestsbigbaldnoggin
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Coatzee is sitting in the stand all afternoon, just glaring at the clouds and heating all East Belfast with his body heat alone.
He can slam a revolving door and he doesn't do normal press-ups, he presses and the World just goes down.
I'm touting for a job in the UR PRatt team.
He can slam a revolving door and he doesn't do normal press-ups, he presses and the World just goes down.
I'm touting for a job in the UR PRatt team.
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- Cornerfleg
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Marcel can defrost a pitch just by saying the words "Blaar Blaser" .... fact.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
- Cornerfleg
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Poor sod will be dehydrated and on a drip by the start of March ....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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His tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried. He never sleeps, he waits. Jeebus could walk on water, Marcell can swim through dry land. We can p1ss our names in the snow, Marcell can p1ss his into concrete. He destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise and if I don't get my fat ar$e into gear, I'll not get my usual spot at Spanners.
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- Russ
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Marcell is the new RHI
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Ordinary mortals take up their usual spot at Spanners. Marcell stands on a random piece of grass and they reassemble Spanners around him.Tighter End wrote:His tears can cure cancer, but he has never cried. He never sleeps, he waits. Jeebus could walk on water, Marcell can swim through dry land. We can p1ss our names in the snow, Marcell can p1ss his into concrete. He destroyed the periodic table, because he only believes in the element of surprise and if I don't get my fat ar$e into gear, I'll not get my usual spot at Spanners.
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All the smoke over Marcell certainly got Charless's gander up last night. His entourage obviously told him to make sure he put in a big one.
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
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I've been trying to control myself since Dera posted that on Saturday...
I was hoping somebody else would run with the double entendres, but so far you've all shown remarkable restraint. Don't make me do it
I was hoping somebody else would run with the double entendres, but so far you've all shown remarkable restraint. Don't make me do it
Support the Team, not the regime
Guinness is Good For You.
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