Silly Season Limerick Competition

[Cap'n Grumpy]

When will the winner be announced?

"To be, or not to be"
Baggy had a comp for poet-tree
Dave wanted to know when the prize
Was going to be assigned,
But should have asked, will it be on TV?

[Dave]

When will the winner be announced?

"To be, or not to be"
Baggy had a comp for poet-tree
Dave wanted to know when the prize
Was going to be assigned,
But should have asked, will it be on TV?

A poster by the name of cap'n grumpy
Answer a question posed to senor Baggy
He'll a right hook
Back to bakebook
For having the cheek to rag me!!!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

A terribly nice chap called Peter

Was decent but not a world beater

He inspected a ruck

And the nickname had stuck

Until we spotted his height was two metre

A terribly nice chap called Peter
Was nicknamed Two-Metre-Peter
The sobriquet seemed to capture it,
But really it wasn’t quite accurate
Cos he’s two metres and one centimetre

(so he says, anyway. )

[Cap'n Grumpy]

When will the winner be announced?

"To be, or not to be"
Baggy had a comp for poet-tree
Dave wanted to know when the prize
Was going to be assigned,
But should have asked, will it be on TV?

A poster by the name of cap'n grumpy
Answer a question posed to senor Baggy
He'll a right hook
Back to bakebook
For having the cheek to rag me!!!

But ...... but ...... but ...... I don't do Bakebook!

[justinr73]

Jared came from the land of the Kiwi
So consistent and versatile was he
In defence or attack
Going forward or back
And he's a much better scrum half than W e e P

[Cap'n Grumpy]

There was a young winger called Gilly
Who made his opponents look silly
With a side-step, or a spin,
They tackled thin air where he’d bin
A useful thing is a shimmy

[Dave]

Player of the season was Charlie P
He has pace and power and skill you see
He'll put you on your ass
Or your face in the grass
But we pay a lot of money, he's not free!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Jim Neilly on rugger commentates
Some strange sayings he ejaculates
His brain goes into spasms
Which has coined the phrase “Gusherasms”
But he’s ours, and we are his mates

[Dave]

The hero of the pack is Coetzee
He done his ACL in super rugby
When he hits a ruck
You'll know about it by fcuk
The only question is which knee

[Alister Scott]

Gusher is our common tater
Who gets worse as the hour gets later
In a match recently, said Jim,
“Keatley looking for a man inside him”
Which is as bad as “she likes pork in cider”

[Tender]

Now some think that Rodders is slow
But invite him to dinner you'll know
You'll need a huge table
Like May's 'Stronge and Stable'
Because the Kunt can clear a Tesco


Just give me the prize now....Who says politics and sport don't mix?

[Alister Scott]

Now some think that Rodders is slow
But invite him to dinner you'll know
You'll need a huge table
Like May's 'Stronge and Stable'
Because the Kunt can clear a Tesco


Just give me the prize now....Who says politics and sport don't mix?

What has Rodders to do with sport?

[Tender]

Artistic license Al, artistic feckin licence

[Cap'n Grumpy]

... the Summer Limerick Competition.

Rules:
Your Limerick should be in standard five-line form
Lines 1,2 & 5 should rhyme as should 3 & 4, no arty farty none rhyming crap, though if it hints at a rhyme leeway will be provided
Every Limerick should be about a player, coach or office person up to & including Fit.
The winner will be the one that comes closest to making me spit out my coffee.

Just a pity you didn't include in the rules that the limerick should scan ...

Maybe that was taken as read ........ by some, but clearly not all!

No need Grumps, we have machines for that these days, some can even print, copy and email forebye.

Yeah, I noticed but you know me, I didn't like to be rude.

Baggy’s a man of some humour
Who'll be rude either later or sooner
Some think he’s a bit of a git
But I say he’s a “shining wit”
Then again, I like William Spooner

[againstthehead]

Old Baggers wrote a great post about limericks
Which makes a change from slegging off pricks
He doesn't like the fellows called Joe and Nucifora
In fact, he'd rather Ireland have Dora the Explora
Maybe then, Ruan would still be showing us his tricks