New swear words for 2018

[big mervyn]

Never mind antibiotic resistance, we are rapidly running out of good swear words.

F*ck has totally lost it's impact, and 2017 has seen a spectacular desensitization to c*nt in the general populace.

Any suggestions?

[Dave]

Mike Brown

[BaggyTrousers]

Båstard too is old hat, indeed I recall my ould lad telling me decades back that you couldn’t help being a båstard but had to work at being a dastard.

The main problem is that dastard sounds far too acceptable so it requires some “decoration”, such as:

Bob Kearney is a dastardly cumbubble
Mike Brown is a dastardly fûckknuckle

As a kindly old lady who objected to us kicking fitba near her garden used to gulder “fûckawayoff round yer own door, ya wee shytes”. You see, you can work on a modern classic all your worth but you can’t bate a true classic.

[Gerald the Mole]

Brain Moore
Lily Allen
Lineker
Corbyn

All of those make my stomach want to explode and vomit bile all over my brogues

[Liz Fraser]

http://viz.co.uk/2015/05/16/rogers-profanisaurus-3/
It's a bit longwinded but may catch on

[mid ulster maestro]

I remember Podge 'n' Rodge, gentlemen farmer brothers, used to have a chat show on RTE. They ran a competition to find Ireland's favourite swear word. Surprisingly 'Yer Hole' came out top. For those unfamiliar with Podge 'n' Rodge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSaDSfBp7fM

[Dave]

It does depend on where you emphasise the ferocity in dictation of the word F.U.C.K. In my opinion you should be frothing on the F.

Ppphhhhhssshhhffffffuckkk you say boi?

(Not racist rum)

[Liz Fraser]

I th all context. emphasis and intent.
Can't beat use of the c word that quite believably made Ray Winston fear ghandi in the film Sexy Beast.
No caaaaaaaaants in there.
Alternative each delivery short aggressive and and to the point.
You can't beat it.

[rumncoke]

Fartskin or Retard Reject-- think Shakespeare who just used colourful three word phrases to insult such as slimy dung ball or you smell like an auld whores tampaxl etc

[caledoniancelt]

What about Les Kiss or Shane Logan?

[big mervyn]

http://viz.co.uk/2015/05/16/rogers-profanisaurus-3/
It's a bit longwinded but may catch on

Thanks for the reminder. I've actually got that somewhere (a Xmas pressie from a few years ago). I'll have a peruse.

[big mervyn]

http://viz.co.uk/2015/05/16/rogers-profanisaurus-3/
It's a bit longwinded but may catch on

Thanks for the reminder. I've actually got that somewhere (a Xmas pressie from a few years ago). I'll have a peruse.

[Shan]

Try to get yer tongues around one in Irish.

Féin truailleathóir - W@nker

[Liz Fraser]

Try to get yer tongues around one in Irish.

Féin truailleathóir - W@nker

Is he the Dail representative from Roscommon?