Joke of the Day
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'A hangover is the wrath of grapes' Dorothy Parker
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I almost got hit by a DFI salt lorry tonight.
"You b@stard!" I shouted through gritted teeth.
"You b@stard!" I shouted through gritted teeth.
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I hear Iain Henderson was at the opticians and was surprised to find he had one eye bigger than the other …
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Excellent
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Couldn't sleep last night so I tried reading the dictionary.
Didn't finish it though. I got up to P ...
Didn't finish it though. I got up to P ...
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Vladimir Putin suffers a massive heart attack and goes straight to Hell.
After a while, he's given the morning off for excellent conduct and returns to Moscow, where he visits a bar and orders a Vodka.
"Tell me, do we still have Crimea? Putin asks the barman. "Yes." the barman replies. "And the Donbas? Do we have the Donbas?" "Yes," the barman answers. Putin orders another drink and downs it in one, and takes a deep breath "And Kyiv, did we get Kyiv?" • "Yes," the barman answers looking slightly confused. Putin orders another Vodka, and downs it in one with a smile. "How much for the drinks?" He asks happily. The barman replies, "15 Euros. "
After a while, he's given the morning off for excellent conduct and returns to Moscow, where he visits a bar and orders a Vodka.
"Tell me, do we still have Crimea? Putin asks the barman. "Yes." the barman replies. "And the Donbas? Do we have the Donbas?" "Yes," the barman answers. Putin orders another drink and downs it in one, and takes a deep breath "And Kyiv, did we get Kyiv?" • "Yes," the barman answers looking slightly confused. Putin orders another Vodka, and downs it in one with a smile. "How much for the drinks?" He asks happily. The barman replies, "15 Euros. "
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Tempted
Spain. 1 lionesses 0
There is a God in heaven who has just saved us from 4 years of ear ache
Spain. 1 lionesses 0
There is a God in heaven who has just saved us from 4 years of ear ache
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True equality. The weemin have proved to be just as annoying as the blokes.
I see Prince William didn't bother his hole making the trip down under to support them. Can't see that happening if the Lions had been in their world cup final.
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Sheep dog pups for sale …. Come buy
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My wife is always complaining that I'm tight with money so yesterday, to surprise her, I treated her to afternoon tea.
It was very exciting as she had never given blood before ...
It was very exciting as she had never given blood before ...
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The happiest man in Dublin on Saturday night ?
Paddy power - nearly every rugby double and treble bet rubbished
ITALY beat Scotland
And
England beat Ireland
Every cloud has a silver lining
Paddy power - nearly every rugby double and treble bet rubbished
ITALY beat Scotland
And
England beat Ireland
Every cloud has a silver lining
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Some of you may be encouraged to learn that my neighbour is still having regular sex at 80!
It's handy because he only lives at No. 76
It's handy because he only lives at No. 76
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I have a friend who did something Similiar but he sold 80 and moved into 76
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SPOILER ALERTbig mervyn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 12:14 pm My wife is always complaining that I'm tight with money so yesterday, to surprise her, I treated her to afternoon tea.
It was very exciting as she had never given blood before ...
First time donors get a cold drink. (at least they did when I gave my first pint back in 1977)
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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I'm on about 200. Can't recall the refreshments for No 1.Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:37 pmSPOILER ALERTbig mervyn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 12:14 pm My wife is always complaining that I'm tight with money so yesterday, to surprise her, I treated her to afternoon tea.
It was very exciting as she had never given blood before ...
First time donors get a cold drink. (at least they did when I gave my first pint back in 1977)
All different in Ireland back in the day - tea, coffee or Guinness
https://www.rte.ie/archives/2020/0402/1 ... lood-bank/
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