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Who saddled us with these jokers ?
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Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.

I just can't part with it ...
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big mervyn wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 2:32 pm Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.

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One potato, two potato, three potato, four ...

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Why was the Native American tired in the morning?

Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
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justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?

Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Bit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.

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waggonsroll wrote: Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:51 pm
justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?

Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Bit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.

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Keep the day job Justy.
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mid ulster maestro wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 7:41 am Keep the day job Justy.
His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
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big mervyn wrote:
mid ulster maestro wrote: Tue Mar 07, 2023 7:41 am Keep the day job Justy.
His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
He was sacked from his previous job as a butcher for putting his willy in the bacon slicer..
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Did you see there’s a Native American Johnny Cash tribute show at the Opera House next Tuesday?

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Stop
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