Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:14 pm
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Joke of the Day
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:35 am
Will glass coffins become popular ??....remains to be seen I guess.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:49 pm
First rule of Fight Club:
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:44 pm
At a Glasgow pub quiz the final question to win the £1000 jackpot is:
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:49 pm
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:02 am
A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:09 am
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
… Octopus preparing for a fight
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
… Octopus preparing for a fight
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:19 pm
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 8:10 pm
Insomniacs!
Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas
Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:33 pm
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:33 am
Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:38 am
His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:39 am
A walking comedyDave wrote:His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked
Painful to even think about
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:42 am
Bring Paddy and Stu home.Russ wrote:A walking comedyDave wrote:His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked
Painful to even think about
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:49 am
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