The UAFC

Something makes me think there are quite a few people around Bath Rugby who think Trimble is pretty quick!

So who is actually going to walk up to BJ and tell him the hat looks stupid - my guess is you could end up like Flatman

Am I the only one who went to Ravenhill on Friday night with the plan of watching a rugby match?

The ability is there to be at least top half. Eventual finishing place will be decided by the place kicking. And that scares me. Niall has a big boot but not an accurate one. iHumph is really good on his day but we all know the other arguments as to the risks of playing him. Shifty is potentially th...

To me the "official statements" are typical. A nice smile while quietly but carefully sticking a knife in his back. My guess is that the real decision makers didn't want to do this until they had got the coaching staff in and settled. Next on the agenda was Mike and they've done it. The ri...

Thing is...over the last few seasons watching big Ryan trying to plant someone has often been the best entertainment in the game for Ulster fans! More seriously should start Ryan and Ed but agree that there will be quite a few changes through the first 3 matches and the best starting 15 will show it...

At this late stage still not sure if I can make tonight but might see you somewhere. More hopeful of making Wed. Just listen for Grumpy and you'll find the crew lol

Kiss my elbow?????
No tongues!

Hip / neck confusion...why not...Grumpy doesn't know his ass from his elbow either!!

Botha for C - a regular / respected in the team / respected by opponents!!!!!

But honestly lets get the priorities right here.

Best wishes Rory - take your time and don't even think about coming back until you are 100% ready. You'll be missed but your neck is more important than Ulster rugby.

Question is would Tommy have reached the same heights if he had stayed with Ulster? He's definitely progressed a lot since he moved on! Maybe some decent coaching would help bring on the young talent more quickly and ensure that the rest want to stay at Raving Hill. The last thing we need is for Cav...

The crew will never need to rename or relocate - it's the barriers that will have to be listed a different way to accommodate us!

The comment about Gavin Henson was absolutely right...he is one of the best on his day! Problem is he only had 1 day and it was about 5 years ago.

Kimble spent years earning the right to wear that hat. That's why he gets the little protective glasses too. As for the rest of us...

Having Robbie Diack available again will be a real boost but could he have contributed much more than Chris Henry did on Saturday night? Credit where it's due!