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Well obviously we score another from a maul, our only weapon

Montpellier are now down to 12 men, we stil don't look like scoring.

That last collapsed maul, which made 25m going forward, should have been a Penalty Try, you useless excuse for a ref

So TomKitehouse warned Montpellier 3 penalties ago about repeated infringements, next one is yellow.

3 PK's in their 22 later, still no YC.

Wilson in for the try, finally!!!

we are making an absolute dog's dinner from easy positions

We have just managed to mess up a scoring chance from 4 scrum on 5m against 7 men... we are so brill

3 PKs at scrumtime, Timoney picks and goes but is held up in-goal. Still on a PK advantage but where's the yellow card ref?

we have a second scrum 5m from their line. First one resulted in our PK...

and Balacoulne in the corner for our second try. What did the manager put in our tea? It's working

OK red card for Paul Willemse, head on head contact when he tackled Addison.

IF this isn't a red for Montpellier... i'll eat my hat

Our ruck, Montpellier player laying over the ball, Cooney can't get his hands on it, what does Ben Whitehouse do?

Play on, Montpellier steal our ball with an offside man the whole time. He shoul be called TomKitehouse...

Ben Whitehouse seeing forward actions that nobody else has seen, even the French commentators!

Thankfully the TMO kept schtum so try stands for Addison.

Well we can write off this season. Back to Belfast, lick our wounds and any skeletons left in any closets need to be ejected. Build for the next few years.

Goodbye. Don't pass go. Don't collect £200.

He was in line to be the biggest waste of money since... some previous bok.

Can we focus on Irish players please?

OK, we were profligate. Those Cooney pk misses were shocking, we lacked the nous to turn our pressure into opportunities. However, this ref was consistent in consistently being out of his depth. He was poor at best, atrocious as a general observation and downright incompetent as a gut feeling. Final...