The UAFC

Freddie it's impressive from the inside as well. The reason you won't see it in any highlights is that the only television cameraman is clinging precariously to a ledge outside that huge window. You can see him in the photo about two thirds the way along. His pictures, for what they are worth, are b...

I would like to take this opportunity to categorically deny any relationship between Young Man's father and myself. Believe me Young Man, you wouldn't want me as your mum.
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Main gate at Onslow, and they frisked a few others as well. I'm not paranoid but they were out to get me. (Quick look left and right)
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Can anyone shed any light on why we were frisked going through the gate on Saturday.
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Three paces back, two to the left. Knees bent, hands together. Check the posts, run up and..............!

Brace yerself!!!!!!!!!!!

The first signs of withdrawl at 13:00hrs 9th January 2006. Left eye rapidly blinking, the twitch of the shoulder and the screaming at the monitor. Thankfully it has passed.
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I mentioned this on another thread recently. Does anybody think that Ulsters's style of play is similar to that of the natioal team. (wasn't much cop during the autumn series). Is McCall being forced to play this game plan of run everything from everywhere by the powers in D4 to make potential inter...

One punter on the terrace commented to a welsh player last season that you had to be good to wear shiny boots. Astute observation. On that advice I think JT should bin his. In fact he should maybe bin himself. MMcC certainly won't.
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Dead Ball with Rooster's cunning 10 man game plan BP will hve plenty of thinking time.
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I'm old school and in my day the captain was usually a back, but we also had a pack leader. There's far too much happening around the park for one person to keep an eye on particularly when he's playing in the pack.
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Not a big fan of JD myself but I think he has summed up how those of us who travelled to Galway feel. I'm a great believer in the KISS approach. Back to basics boys and start winning again.
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Intraveinous General!
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Ah paddyx, boasting again. I see now why Tesco's have you packing the top shelves. As Fermain has shown uncanny management skills in signing up the cheerleaders, that'll keep HolywoodMike happy, he can have the top position as the fat controller. Sorry Jackie Brown and Freddie Benson didn't make the...

Jamsie I'll promote you to the management team and replace you on the bench with my hot water bottle.
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