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Just the team talk the boys need for next weekend!
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Get your ears waxed Mick!

The wee fleg certainly lit up the terrace last night. On congratulating the Capt'n on his beacon of Ulster support, Smee's number three sprog was heard to ask "Why is he called Grumpy? He's very happy!" Ah out of the mouths of babes!
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AArons, in my day, and at my usual standard, the fullback was the last ditch defence, required to tackle, catch and kick. He occasionally found himself on the receiving end of a pass and had to run a bit. In the modern game the fullback is a well accomplised player who can do the basic fullback duti...

Ah! Paddy's shop.
Trimble Expects Stienmetz's Continuous Offloads.
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You're not paranoid Young Man. Everyone is out to get you!
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I read the article with interest and was impressed with Besties rebirth after giving up the falling down juice and reassessing his lot. His experiences over the past year have been, for want of a better cliche, character forming and things can now only improve for him. Surprised to learn that he wen...

Nice one Cyril!

I see the Guinness / curry diet's working then!

George Bush is receiving his daily briefing for Donald Rumsfelt. "Bad news Mr. President. Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Bagdad today". George replies. " Damn it Donald, I knew they had weapons of mass destruction all along!". Donald looks puzzled. "Mr president, it...

Mondays Headlines! All Blacks Pull Wool Over Refs Eyes : Knitting Weekly Ireland Defense More Holes than Swiss Cheese : The Daily Grocer We Were Shoite! : The bloke beside me on the terrace . The ticket holders for the north terrace are lucky. They get their money back. As for the rest of us we had ...

Is the beer tent definately history or has the ERC, in conjunction with Heineken, objected to the consumption of pints of heavy at Heiny matches?

It would appear that this recent spell of mild weather has affected the denizens of Ulster rugby. When he should be preparing for hibernation he is in fact the living embodiment of health and vitality. I am of course referring to our own Disco Sparky. With a coat shinier than Topping's boots and coo...

Have to agree with JB's summary. The O's played the ref like a fiddle and he danced to their tune. I think the critisism levelled at Paddy is a bit harsh. It's difficult to get things moving when the ball is slow and the opposition is constantly off side. I lay the blame of last nights performance s...

Have to agree with the assessment of the Jason Robinson look alike and run alike. He certainly was the biggest threat Treviso had on the park last night.
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