The UAFC

Best worst scenario for me is Pieanaar & Paddy. At least Paddy has some game time this season and attempts to hit flat ball and straighten the line. iHumph is more of a Happy Gilmore credulous hope than a logical selection.

Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese play D'Arcy at FB ... we so need a full back it's painful. And I want written permission to bring my assault rifle to the ground and shoot any forward that clutters up the 9 - 10 channel.

Guys I didn't intend to start a row here but ... well, I see the IFA mucking about and holding up the redevelopment of the Hill as affecting our attendances. But before we start digging trenches and launcing the mustard gas - I for one found the info on this thread from all the contributors very inf...

Rooster wrote:Perhaps a supporters award for most friendly yellow coat would be an idea ?

Brilliant Idea!!!!

Sad but true ... ergo we all have to be wrapped in cotton wool, do you not feel the aughorities have to set up this kind of 'proactive' legislation because of the numerous ambulance chasing freeloaders who make it impossible to do or go anywhere now with feeling like we are inches away from certain ...

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Bit at the end, BJ & 1F seem out for a while not sure how long.

This thread is rapidly descending into the realms of being serious. It's sad but true, we're all to willing to take responsibility for what we want, and very reluctant to take responsibility when things go wrong. I doubt UR want these laws as the chances of anyone kid for example hurting themselves ...

Cracking forward job planning there Whiteknight ... must try that in future, either that or go up to the guys arms full of beer and in a very scared voice say there's a punter in the grounds ... Ithryn I think they call him ... bit of a modern day Don Quixote who tilts his Murphys at the dark satani...

you wha'????? you gents have obviously not been paying attention, until his injury problems last season, whenever Ferris wasn't in the team he was basically our only ball carrier, and got through a huge amount of work.. and there were more than a few occasions when our scrum was seriously messy, an...

There is currently a very high profile study being carried out at the University of Pennsylvania ... now remember this is all pre-publishing … but after 5 years of study there appears to be an incredibly strong correlation between how many wedgies you got as a first year student at school and the ch...

Have no fear ... I have a big wall and plenty of ammo!

In a moment of excitement I'd be more concerned about all the children plummeting to their deaths from the barriers to care that you scalded the head off me.

Fair point though. Obviously a lot of thought has been put into that one.

There was little care for health and or safety at the last match after I explored a Hot Chilli chicken and cheese crepe ... a good 20 minutes after putting this grenade into my mouth and pulling the pin I saw no men in big dayglo coats come to my rescue and dowse the flames ... no they were too busy...

About 65 years?