The UAFC

Of course, not sure that vetting system would work here. If you filtered out all the dicks, wabs, dimwits etc., there'd only be the 3 of us left. How could I keep the peace between Baggy and Rum? Yes sir ... but if you remember properly you were given an Aardvark that tested the morals of the Great...

DAY 1 - from not moving on day!

A long long time ago .... I was part of a Rugby Forum that had a rather intensive but almost iron clad vetting process ... dicks, wabs, dimwits arsefoons and gobshites were filtered and eliminated.

Especially if the prop used to be called Mildred.

This isn't real life here you know ...


Out of principle I have been on hunger strike since UR sacked Glocks ...


See anyone can make shyte up, you can say anything you want here and then go and do what ever you want to do in real life.

BaggyTrousers wrote:, all shyte breaks the dams and we are swimming in verbal diarrhoea up to our necks.

Some Warren Gatland hereabouts.

You have taught us all well Baggy ... you must be proud.

You may have a point Baggy ... Ulster will never NAVER ... willingly surrender to uncontested scrums ... as the reality is we have a Indiana Jones style warehouse filled with THs to wheel out ... each one slightly but significantly worse than the one that went before.... Don't panic ... don't panic ...

He might have improved by January when Dan gets here ... mind, Dan might be here ... Dan might be overseeing preseason training .. then again our head coach may be elsewhere and has no idea wtf is going on ... who knows ... UR signed him with the same pen as Rodney ... basically a magic 8 ball and a...

I think No 9 has hit the "rational" (if there is any) on the head ... I await with baited breath on the Press statement form UR about the total awesomeness of the might of Rodney in the squad. When they release the standard ballix for the facebook lemmings ... do they know or are they worr...

Dave I couldn't agree more ... I am well prepared to give local lads the benefit of time to get their shít together ... and some have to their credit. However what I fail to get any pleasure or give any time to is 'signings' who are on waaaay bigger money bought in to do a job ... not be hand held, ...

Sorry cant get any of this happy he resigned balls ... at least Kabaddi Diack regularly ran up to people ... and not a tear was shed when he left ... now this balloon takes up a wage and a shirt. He's a propping NOC - a veritable Shanananananahan in a TH's clothing, a McComish of front row proportio...

To be fair ... it's a much much harder way to pass the day looking for UR related issues not to complain about.

I thought Nuci blocked Ethel's new contract ...

A bench of 4 THs ... a Hond, Diddies and a Provisional Licence at LH ... a Treaders (feck me) ... a back row with one working ACL between them ... a newbie and a year 14 at Out Half ... One class 9 and .... absolute zero after that ...

Looking tasty ... so tasty Rodney might eat it.