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In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

I spotted that on the map but as I do not have the necessary regalia and having watched the documentary the other night I feel I would be asked to leave before the meeting started.

I have been speaking to a local and he recommends the Malt Shovel. Anybody got any info on this place?

http://www.maltshoveltavern.com/

Get on a bus and come to Northampton...

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The sales assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Itali...

URGENT - Breaking news from Lybia........... دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست ن...

A Glasgow policeman spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford car. He radios for backup. "What's the situation?" "A big fat darkie is dancing on a car roof." You can't say that over the radio" replies the operator, "You have to use the politically correct ter...

Big thanks to "ulster-t-i-d" for taking on the admin side of the trip, but unfortunately I have to go to Lanzarote for a wee week of Sun and Sangria.

See you all on the bus if not before.

The bus has been booked

There will be a pick up from the IBIS and The Hilton, cost is £7.00 pp

A new post is being prepared by "ulster-t-i-d" with all the details.

WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:hmmm... this does give me an idea for northampton...

this?

this?

or this?

Having examined these items I feel they may not meet the safety requirements for The MK Stadium due to the size and the fact there is no fire certificate included in the sale.

For the benefit of some eejits, mentioning no names :roll: bound to be a few out there Dragons play Gloucester this weekend in LV cup semi, if Dragons win then Ulster v Dragons postponed if Dragons loose then Ulster v Dragons match on simples :roll: So, if the Dragons win do we play Gloucester on t...

you, Sir, are a legend. And I will happily give you a shoulder rub in the Hilton's sauna as a means of thanking you for your endeavours... I don't do sauna based shoulder rubs, but I would drink a pint.... But would you drink a pint with someone who shoulder rubs in the sauna ? Yes... but not in th...

WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:you, Sir, are a legend. And I will happily give you a shoulder rub in the Hilton's sauna as a means of thanking you for your endeavours...

I don't do sauna based shoulder rubs, but I would drink a pint....

To follow up previous posts... The IBIS is City Centre and would not be on the route to MK. I have spoken to the bus company and they have pointed out that if the bus was to go to the IBIS first, as the organiser I would have to be there to ensure only those who had booked actually get on. What they...

I will contact the bus company tomorrow and see what they suggest.
I would imagine they will be keen to do business.

I will post details as soon as I speak to the bus company.