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Very lucky. That was dreadful.

John_e_boy wrote:Are we brill yet?

Hi John, not yet. Maybe in 20 or 30 years.

Looks like it's just us two tonight, cap. Pass the bush, plz...

Stockdale back on. Advantage Cardiff.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Yellow card is a joke.

He got 2 hands to it before it hit the ground. It was a genuine attempt to catch the ball. Not even a penalty

I think the yellow was because it was so shocking that he couldn't catch that. I'm all for it.

How can the handling be so bad? These guys get to practice with a rugby ball, right? I mean that is their actual job?

TheBoat wrote:3G pitch strikes again

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But are you enjoying the expansive rugby?

With the size of the squad, and low academy numbers, it makes sense to give out more development contracts.

solidarity wrote:

Dharper wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:59 pm Job for the boys should now be a thing of the past.

Anyone like to open a bok on how likely this is to happen?

The bok will probably get homesick and want to leave early.

Ireland choked a grand slam and a world cup semi. The IRFU are communist. Greedy, corrupt, self serving, centralist, authoritarian, dictatorial... Ulster are the starving peasants they pay lip service to. Time for a revolution. At some stage. Will it be televised? :duck: It's more like the Hunger G...

mid ulster maestro wrote:

Dave wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 6:56 pm These rumours are too funny. With our health care CEO are we renaming the family stand as ward 12?

Maybe it should be renamed 'Emergency Ward 10' Dave. Another one for our older viewers.

It's lost on me, mum. Given the average of the board, I'm only a nipper.

thecrouch wrote:If we lose this we may as well just chain the gates.

Weld them shut.

Bart S wrote:FFS stop whingeing / peeing yourselves.

Comfortable ulster win.

Nothing to see here.

Move on

Nathan said not to estimate them. If anything underestimate them.

Comfortable defeat incoming.

Widespread incontinence.

This is possibly the first time anyone on here has picked Matty in their starting lineup. I’m going to double down on it and make him my captain. It’s unfortunate that Murphy has got to his first must-win game having flogged Doak and Cooney and seen our best four forwards crippled on a fool’s erran...

These rumours are too funny. With our health care CEO are we renaming the family stand as ward 12?