The UAFC

Where have all these chickens come from ?

Guess who is on her way back now they have got a new coach who understands real tea.

Saw this in News Letter from Ulster Rugby: OFFICE CLEANING AND TEA LADY REQUIRED ULSTER RUGBY The Tea Lady plays a key role in providing a refreshment service to the Branch, Players and staff. Emphasis is placed on basic communication skills, stock control, cleaning, time management and problem solv...

Good morning,had small on the blower today asking if he took the big one would I return to Ravers, I didn't know him and Venter were that close, but it a good thing to take one for the team. Anyhow I am getting a regular mention in the Tyrone panel and with a change blowing in the wind down Onslow P...

Hello . Just thought I would pop in and say hello, things going well with the Tyrone panel and getting some regonition down here. The Don telephoned me from Clermont last week saying I have made the wrong decision and should get back to the Hill as they are putting in a Smeg kitchen with every thing...

Dear Shane, After today's team building meeting, I find myself unable to take this job seriously any longer. I'm afraid I can't take being strategised, reorganised, empowered ,re-engineered or having to meet KPI`s for my position any more. The fact that i am always overlooked in squad selection is n...

Had the Boss on the phone this morning at 3:30 crying down the phone "Ethel infamy, infamy, they all have it infamy me" he then asked me to come round and make him a nice chinese herbal tea to clam him down, despite his untruths about selection i felt it my duty as an Ulster team member to...

Another slap in the face, i knew i was not in the "squad" for the big one but was expecting to be named in the Ravens since anyone connected with Ulster got a start last year. Enjoyed the the wee get together last week with TAPAG which its now labelled as, The Don loves using abbreveations...

What a difference a day makes, called into The Bosses office and told"Ethel today is your week"so theres me chuffed i had made the squad, then it all goes to cheesey Ritz, The Humph has an ace up his sleeve and pulls not one but two Jonny foreigners out of his hat and dumps me back into th...

Get in,This has to be the best weekend of the season to date, boys got home and decided to do some teamwork today. so straight to Shandon for a quick round, then to Fitzwilliam Hotel for some cocktails,followed by a Wagamamas. Great to get invited along, some of the guys saying that the month ahead ...

The Don was trying on a new wedding suit, he looked so handsome, however i prefer a man in uniform and suggested he should get married in full ceremonial Guardsman No 1`s just like young William as he was never in the Guards either. Ethel - do you ever pass the ball to the wrong team? Just concernr...

any talk of Cheerleaders @ HQ? No is the simple answer, how would you like your wife to dress up in skimpy attire and be oggled by dirty old men in the Stands of Ravenhill.The Husseys that call themselves Rockettes are bad enough and the dancing is worse, its just wrong and i suggest you get some h...

Had a one on one with The Boss today over a nice wee cup of Jasmin tea,i wanted the heads up why i am being overlooked in the squad when everybody bar Kack Kyle and The Walking dead are named, his response was "my chase ups on restarts were poor" so this week i shall work extra hard on res...

Good luck with the squad Ethel. Hope you get selected this time. Remember to take a cake. My experience is coaches like cake. Should get you a start - after that it's up to you to take your opportunity with both hands. :salut: Gutted. what can i say.worked hard all week when guys like that goat Bir...