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Re: Is Ethel coming home?

by Dave » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:39 pm

Anyone else tired of this sexist nonsense?

I can feel a telling off coming......

Anyone else tired of this sexist nonsense? :roll: My dear chap, it would appear you have misinterpreted the tone and intention of this post. :duh: The Elbow Grease was a reference to the current unfortunate injury carried by Small Paul. The reference to Ethel was IMO the similarity of her image to ...

I was lurking around the back office today and overheard...."We have to get her back, she has the magic rub". Then to surprise just before quitting time a lorry pulled into the front yard, and look what was delivered.

What could it be for?

Ethel's muffins....
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I knew there was something happening. I was in the back store this morning and found 25 boxes marked "For the attention of Ethel". Me being inquisitive I had a wee nosey and look what I found......

Ethel,

Please, please, please come back. The word is out you have gone and there is a queue outside HQ looking for your job. I miss your warm muffins on a Monday morning.

LastKnightoftheproms wrote:

theundercoverspark wrote:Meet me at the sh1thouse with 100m of RJ59 and 25 x 30 amp fuses and I will get you in.......

Ah, the lighting for the tunnel finally going in? Might I ask? Tom, Dick or Harry?

Neither, Thomas, Richard or Harold, but you should know you can't use RJ59 for lighting.

Don't tell anyone but........ Today being Sunday and my scheduled day off I was enticed to work (offered double time and a Fish Supper from The Bethany). So, there I was up on the flood lights cleaning the glass when......Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley...

Meet me at the sh1thouse with 100m of RJ59 and 25 x 30 amp fuses and I will get you in.......

I don't think Ethel will be on the bench. She has not been at training all week, every time I passed the kitchen she was making croissants and pain au chocolat.

HwoodMike2umate wrote:any talk of Cheerleaders @ HQ?

I heard they practice in a nissen hut at the top of the Newtownards Road.

Watch out Ethel the Bear is about I was in the main office checking a fuse when in bounces Sparky singing " Stand up for The Ulster Bear". He said that he was just back from training and was going to town to buy a pair of Adidas Predator RX SG Boots as he has a big game this weekend. Then...

Great news for Ethel During today's specially convened meeting at HQ I was changing a bulb in the Gents when I overheard a hushed conversation coming from the end cubical.... Words to the effect - "It looks like we will have to give Ethel a run out on Saturday and if Sparky can keep his hand o...