The UAFC

I'm the only Old School around here

HERE HERE Jackie Well said Henson is so unconsistant during his games and people are being blinded by commentators who need to go to specsavers to see what the rest of us see

aye i heard they are playing there, but i cant make it down unfortunetly, bad time of the year. tickets where going for £100 or €100 for the weekend which from the line up is cheap and its a blooming great festival. cheers fermain :wink: wonfer if i emailed them would they consider playing the Ul...

well cheers for rubbing it in that you got to see the mighty greenday!! oh im jealous now ach well looks like my cd's will have to do

heard it was a great gig from what mates told me, wonder if they'll ever come over to our wee country, or am i just on a total dream

Hers some classics for ya :wink: Q. If I had one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in another hand, what would I have? A. The undivided attention of the jolly green giant. If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman around...Is he still wrong?.... If quitters never win,a...

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the...