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It's sad to see McIlroy playing such tom kite, needs a good boot up the hole for wasting such talent!

When did South Africa become part of the British Isles?

Maybe, but he gives me the shits!

Gibbs says there is nothing a good boot up the hole can't fix!

Whether one agrees with the current barbarians PLC , Mr Brace did his utmost to prevent a rugby match breaking out with his constant gurning and running battle with any player with a sense of joy!

Yes baggy, this event has brought untold joy to my miserable life, Isas interview was gold, watch it, there must be a god.

Another fcuking shambles by cricket ireland today, maybe too many ulstermen in the team?

Different ground, same fcukup

The last 3 years of cricket ireland have been an embarrassment. None of the players would been first on the team sheet for any 1st division championship team let alone another country. The present coach is bluffer and needs to stand aside for the good of irish cricket and to give Doak a chance

After 8 year I did not renew last year, no regrets, I now throw things at the TV and the dog leaves the room during matches. At least my hair is growing back and I go to watch local amateur rugby that might be tom kite but at least they try

According to Bakebook, one cannot be a real 'fan' and refer to the people of Turnipstan as Turnips

So, our 'best' 3 players start 24 games between them ( no fault of theirs) no wonder we are doomed

Can any wise man tell me how many times our esteemed Lions have started for ulster this season to date?

I wish ulster could get 20 mins of action out of Henderson when he plays

Must be something in the waster or a lack of testes